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Mrs Uncle Clit

@uncleclit.bsky.social

Your friendly neighborhood Clitoris | 29 | use any pronouns for me | Just a girl from Chigatroit

577 Followers  |  351 Following  |  4,678 Posts  |  Joined: 30.06.2023  |  1.7313

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Hey can I get a little help with bus and grocery money so I can get to work and eat for a week or so until my first paycheck? $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal

03.09.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck was that

19.08.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heavy is the tiddy that carries the uh.. Boob

19.08.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THERE ARE SO MANY RECENTLY :(

14.08.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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www.reuters.com/investigates...

14.08.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1238    πŸ” 308    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 130

@techconnectify.bsky.social thank you for finally answering the question I've had rattling around in my head since I was a toddler, "what are these small VHS tapes for and what was that small Sony recorder my mom had???" I yelled at the TV when I saw you pull that thing out

14.08.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's perfect and to the point

14.08.2025 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

4:20 spotted in the new Technology Connections video

14.08.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He would buy many cans of wet food and a bigass cat tower

13.08.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now THIS is art

07.08.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A cigarette pack that says "where am I? Oh look.. A cigarette (misspelled)" and then some other stuff

A cigarette pack that says "where am I? Oh look.. A cigarette (misspelled)" and then some other stuff

Getting blackout drunk be like

07.08.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The young man, Doofy, laying on my bed enjoying the sunlight

The young man, Doofy, laying on my bed enjoying the sunlight

This is Doofy, he's extra floofy

07.08.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep accidentally liking vore posts in here because I just see art and want to hit like to be supportive of the artist but then I realize it's vore and I'm like oh okay I guess lmao

07.08.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A mildly distressed looking cat with the text "the only hoe I get is a hoe lotta pain"

A mildly distressed looking cat with the text "the only hoe I get is a hoe lotta pain"

Hey we're at 45/200 so far for rent! Any reposts or donations no matter how big or small help immensely! $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp

07.08.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My Cat, Doofy, laying on the bed looking like a handsome gentleman

My Cat, Doofy, laying on the bed looking like a handsome gentleman

Hey I need help with getting my rent finished, I need $200 altogether. Anything helps no matter how big or small. $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal

06.08.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want cigarettes that make you have superpowers

04.08.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@aoc.bsky.social get your shit together, grow up, and buy a bigass red hat with a matching trenchcoat. This is your chance

03.08.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

go get em boys

03.08.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A guy hiding in a hit of baby possum and handing it to you

A guy hiding in a hit of baby possum and handing it to you

Here try this

03.08.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@janefonda.com hey, I've tried to find an answer online but I can't find any info on this. I'm doing your workouts with my wife and in your Low Impact Aerobics video there's this one guy in an orange hat who shows up at the beginning looking super lost. What's up with that? I'm really curious lol

03.08.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Girthy women in your area want their dicks SUCKED

30.07.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"yeah I just reeeeeaaaaaalllllyyy fucking love UPS. What can Brown do for me? A lot, man.. A lot"

30.07.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't know proshipper meant problematic shipper for the longest time, I just thought it was someone who wrote fanfic professionally and didn't understand why people hate those people

30.07.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Mark Zuckerberg with the text "how In God's name did you Know I'm a bottom"

Mark Zuckerberg with the text "how In God's name did you Know I'm a bottom"

This is like 85.675% of this app

30.07.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

29.07.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3541    πŸ” 755    πŸ’¬ 121    πŸ“Œ 178
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Please watch this πŸ’œ

and when you’re done crying, please share my Palestinian friends’ GFMs in the replies

29.07.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Israel isn’t just killing Palestinians seeking food aid. It’s killing people waiting in line for water, too. On Sunday, Israel bombed a water distribution point in the central Gaza Strip, as dozens of civilians, mostly women and children, waited in line for water. Twelve people were killed, eight of them…

Israel isn’t just gunning down Palestinians in bread linesβ€”snipers now target families waiting for WATER. Dehydration or bullets: that’s the β€œchoice.” mondoweiss.net/2025/07/isra...

29.07.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

Reposting so a girl can hopefully get some assistance

29.07.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know it would makes sense and they have a song for it already

29.07.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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