Colin O’Donnell

A real Joehead would spell Tribbiani correctly, you two bit phony!

Let Matt be Matt, but if you watched this you saw he should get be making more than his indie wages with less indie hustle.

Montreal doesn’t, which is why they start the season with road games (and fwiw has been a reason their fans worry about winter matches being a route for Saputo to move the team)

A tree with no leaves in silhouette against the pink and purple tones of the aurora borealis in a neighborhood in St. Paul, MN

A tree with no leaves in silhouette against the pink and blue tones of the aurora borealis in a neighborhood in St. Paul, MN

Obligatory Aurora shots

@kaohlyforstp.bsky.social Your campaign gave me no reason to believe that this city should be better under your tutelage. Show me a reason to stay here.

@kaohlyforstp.bsky.social You decried the Cub closing in Midway. Do you plan to get it back? Are we getting a Hyvee there? What plan do you have for Midway that Carter failed at (aside from using the charter amendment to go after the absentee landlords)?

I mean this, @kaohlyforstp.bsky.social, given that you call for Midway development, tell us better than you did in the campaign what will happen to the CVS on Snelling and University. Is Trend Bar ever going to reopen? How about the multiple businesses that lay vacant next to Allianz?

Like, watch her explanations in that story. When does she isolate how to fix a zoning issue that will make the housing supply easier? How will she use the incoming administration power to fine bad faith commercial landlords?

RCV was a chief interest in my democratic theory studies, and I wanted to rank Kaohly as a sign that the lesser candidate can be second to the ideal. But no, I didn’t rank Her because I didn’t think her engagement with issues (as Carter’s policy aide?!?) ever went past, “Shit’s fucked, fam.”

Like seriously, I pay to live in a place with amenities like, “Walkable bar I can be queer in,” “Diverse schools my non-existent kids will go to,” “No food desert where getting produce daily isn’t a lift.” I get these in Midway, the neighborhood where Kaohly focused her critique of the city.

I bought a house and moved to St. Paul four years ago next month happy with the vision Melvin Carter was executing. This wet fart has me looking for any low tax exurb where I can live to myself.

Bond villain Drake

My girlfriend is the only one who liked this hilarious joke which is doing wonders for my depression, good job everyone

Say what you will about the death of Dick Cheney but it kinda blows to lose the man you’re trying to outlive out of spite when you’re on day five of a gap in your antidepressant

That’s an optimistic view, it’ll probably be Tuesday by the time it’s over.

Hey in case the idea of two Cruchfields, a Cook, and a Lenderman doesn’t immediately make you jolt out of your seat, this slaps

I still mourn the death of Big Top but that’s more a function of how they didn’t card me as a 19 year old

Empire Builder? I hardly know a sleeping car in’er!

I tell ya, I walk into the bar and say I’m French 75, they say they’re outta gin AND champagne. I tell ya, no respect at all.

In case you missed the brilliance of this joke: Lucius Lamar, the ex-Confederate officer whose election to the bench as the second oldest nominee ever was seen as a dumb concession to reconciliationists, is posed against Kendrick Lamar, a top wordsmith who shares his last name with a judicial dweeb.

Kendrick Lucius Quintus Cincinnatus Lamar

Riot Fest is crazy because you can see a heavily memed performance with John Stamos fronting The Beach Boys and then just bounce to the bathroom to prep for The Damned

No card for SPA on that foul on Rosales. Ref has lost the plot. #MNUFC

At some point you’ll have to acknowledge that Eric Ramsay is the AI from Football Manager turned into a real boy

When he survives this and inevitably says that the level of gun violence in this country is still a fair price to pay for the 2nd Amendment I’m going to be mad that we immediately decided not to joke about this

I turned the Vikings game on at 15:00 in the fourth. If you want to sponsor me helping the team I only watch for Teams chat reasons I am accepting donations

Look, post to your heart’s content about creepy age gaps, but remember that the Belichick-Hudson gap is a perfectly normal 49 point difference that will happen later this year.

Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title:

A Hundred Years of Tom Clancy’s Solitude

The world may be incredibly bleak these days but at least we saw keeper pens and a 4th division team beating Man United, there’s always a sunrise after the darkest midnight

Imagine how bad the Q Swifties would get if Travis gave her one of his Super Bowl rings as the engagement ring and they’d have to interpret which win personally and collectively was the most meaningful and why he gave her the least meaningful ring