I'm gonna have a big ol bag of chips and I don't look and sound like a desiccated meatball trying desperately to speak human English so whose diet is really working here?
08.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 2680 🔁 267 💬 166 📌 10@phroodloops.bsky.social
"Insomnio tiene el que no está durmiendo con el campeón que habita en sí."
I'm gonna have a big ol bag of chips and I don't look and sound like a desiccated meatball trying desperately to speak human English so whose diet is really working here?
08.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 2680 🔁 267 💬 166 📌 10"I wouldn't buy green bananas if I were you" is going to live in my brain for years
08.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 1196 🔁 172 💬 23 📌 0Fuck Megyn Kelly! Pompous bitch!
08.02.2026 17:24 — 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0FAMU can't use the word Black on anything posted around campus related to Black History Month, to stay in compliance with Florida state laws against DEI. Black students can't use the word Black at their Historically Black College during Black History Month.
08.02.2026 14:28 — 👍 2200 🔁 841 💬 82 📌 142crickets from the free speech crowd, of course
08.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 4374 🔁 1138 💬 97 📌 16I keep thinking about when Mike Johnson was asked about the NFL getting Bad Bunny to play the halftime show and he responded by saying they should find "someone who appeals to a broader audience" like... 82-year-old Lee Greenwood.
Really shows how much of a bubble the right lives in.
Why did Israel let Epstein be murdered? What did the grand cheeto have on murdernyahu to be able to force that?
08.02.2026 17:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0McGregor was found liable for sexual assault in 2024 and the jury ordered him to pay the victim $257,000. He lost all his appeals.
08.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 3765 🔁 1368 💬 359 📌 114Anytime I see Jeff Bezos mentioned I remember the time he flew to space with William Shatner and when a very emotoinal Shatner was trying to describe the experience Bezos interrupted by spraying champagne like an idiot child
08.02.2026 14:58 — 👍 2920 🔁 380 💬 23 📌 15Schiff on the SAVE Act: "Jonathan, what you've just asked is essentially, Republicans have created distrust in the elections by making claims of nonexistent fraud, and shouldn't we use the distrust they've created in order to enact a voter suppression law?"
08.02.2026 14:42 — 👍 2324 🔁 675 💬 89 📌 57So can anybody go to that property and dig it up? Genuine question
08.02.2026 12:56 — 👍 12 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0Counterpoint: why can't we?
08.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Japanese artist under the nickname Avogado6. Ink
and you know.... cats
Wrong how? Are you saying none of these happened?
(also: you're not even North America, you're the U.S.A)
USA as we know it:
1) Being kicked out of England for being insufferable theocrats in the early 1600s.
2) Following up with ~300 years of systematic native American genocide.
3) Slavery, Atomic Bombs, Installing many dictatorships, McCarthyism, JPN Internment Camps, Watergate, Trump x2.
Etc.
Oh they'll watch alright.
Just like they watched you endorse 50k Homan and suggesting the raids be done at night.
You piece of shit.
And yet you want the raids to be done at night, so people aren't even awake. Fuck you, Nazi collaborator.🖕🏻
08.02.2026 00:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)
Baby with 22inch hair extensions
This photo is funnier than it has any business being
people.com/hairdresser-...
Trump: I'm a big crypto person. I'm the one that probably helped crypto more than anybody
(The crypto market has lost $1 trillion in market value in three weeks) #ETTD
a couple of screens for our upcoming action game, Crescent Break - the stack-able upgrade system combined with destructible environments is pure chaos (there's gonna be some really funny deaths :D) We need more WISHLISTS so please share!
store.steampowered.com/app/4297720/...
#screenshotsaturday
I love when accounts announce that they're both vicious and ignorant with such panache
07.02.2026 18:03 — 👍 28 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0This is scathing. Kash Patel and anyone else involved in this must be impeached.
Gift article:
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/us/renee-good-investigation-minnesota-trump.html?unlocked_article_code=1.KVA.pAnP.FE6p37Nwd1TA&smid=nytcore-ios-share
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
06.02.2026 22:23 — 👍 6153 🔁 2460 💬 213 📌 517USA citizens aren't assholes, but as a country:
1) Kicked out of England for being insufferable theocrats in the 1600s.
2) Followed with ~300 years of systematic Native American genocide.
3) Slavery, Multiple dictatorship installs, Atomic Bombs, McCarthy, Japanese Camps, Watergate, Trump.
Etc.
Dude, if you're not willing to even point out and criticize his atrocities then you deserve his rule.
07.02.2026 17:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fascism: fine
Racism: fine
ICE murder and rendition: okeydokey
Repubs cursing: no problem
Dem drops f-bomb: OH MY STARS AND GARTERS *faints*
this is so funny, god bless louise lucas, Hero of the Commonwealth
07.02.2026 14:20 — 👍 9971 🔁 1454 💬 137 📌 116Acive duty military are being ordered to buy a ticket to Melania and watch it, whether they want to, or not. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mil...
07.02.2026 04:06 — 👍 2846 🔁 1308 💬 361 📌 854