Mike G

I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me

“WHOAH! Be careful not to step in that pile of shit there!” exclaimed the man pulling his pants back up.

For DHS, I could only think of Ridge and Mayorkas off the top of my head, Ridge because he was the first, and Mayorkas because Republicans threatened to impeach him. 🫠

When I say “back to normal” I simply mean “the time when I honestly had no idea who the DHS Secretary was.”

a few good men but make it a few small beers

woke up from a nap in a frenzy

There are currently 21 people ahead of me in the hold line at my library 😭

an incontestable fact of the second trump administration is it is actively trying to sicken and kill as many americans as it can

*65 year old cat

My most uncontroversial take is that there are almost no good prequels.

YouTube video by The Bulwark DHS Lied About a Veteran They Wrongfully Arrested (w/ George Retes)

This is an interview that needs to be heard by as many people as possible, especially those who think this doesn’t affect them. You could just be on your way to work and end up in hell for days because of these unaccountable thugs. The law is gone as long as ICE exists. youtu.be/Fykx6FsuGJ0?...

Watching the POTUS shave 1000 points off the Dow with a Truth Social post makes it feel like spring again!

Half of the videos on Instagram have a Sora watermark on them now. We are so fucked.

Lord give us the Democrats that Republicans warn us about.

This is who the National Guard was sent to protect

If “you should smile more” was a video

“Hold on I just need to rewind this throne room scene because that was the sickest choreography ever”

When the Yoda scene comes up I’d go “Pretty disappointed they didn’t keep the CGI one from the prequels.”

Feeling bored might start a YouTube reaction channel where I pretend to watch the Star Wars movies for the first time and then say TLJ is easily the best one and disable comments

Straight line from this kind of shortsightedness to the tech bubble going 💥

Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

They didn’t just NOT give Trump the Nobel Peace Prize, they wrote a citation that reads like an anti-Trump rallying cry.

(He’s gonna extra-tariff Norway now, isn’t he?)

As near as I can figure, this is a bunch of people pissed off that the wrong colonizer language is being spoken at a sport whose name was appropriated from a sport which the rest of the world prefers to our version. RFK levels of dumb.

I listen to at least five new albums per week. Most of them are pretty good to great, and I could never have done that when I was a teenager. Nothing about that is boring.

I sometimes wonder if Trump knows anyone normal, and then I realize that no normal person would do business with him so suddenly it makes a lot more sense.

Someone Else’s Shoes is the title FYI

GIGO, I believe they call that.

Most of my favorite ones have multiple narrators for different POV. Probably my favorite single narrator book was the Jojo Moyes novel that Daisy did, for reasons which I expect you might appreciate.

You lost me at Audible exclusive