Marissa 🦋

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

Biologists Observe Geese Eating Tool

Biologists Observe Geese Eating Tool theonion.com/biologi...

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From this month's edition of The Onion.

An image of James Baldwin with a quote of his next to his head. “You think your pain and heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read.”

I appreciate these words in a special way right now. We’re part of a long tradition of people whose lives have been fucked up by the government.

Early 1950s booklet cover about treating animals with respect while transporting them...

I love that the only time the US supports feminism and think women should be treated as people is when they want to bomb a country.

The Allegheny County Jail has had pod 4C on lockdown since Thursday due to a fight.

They are engaging in collective punishment and took their means of communication away all day yesterday.

This is a violation of the solitary confinement referendum and is severely concerning.

def not

We're about 3 lines deep into the "first they came for" poem. It's not a very long poem, folks

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It's not your fault if they lied to you.
It's your fault if you know it and keep supporting the liars.

it's May Day in Baltimore

realizing I’ve maybe just never paid enough attention to the moon because the past two nights I’ve been able to see a faint outline of its full shape even as a crescent and it’s quite lovely, sorry for the terrible pic

Trump is taking the next big step in his anti-working class agenda by forcing millions of people to resume student loan payments!

A tweet that reads why a woman lying about this what is the cause? And it is coding a separate suite which was a Paul asking if this picture of olly Murs looks better before or after and if you were male or female men thought 24% to 43% that he looked better after where his women thought 27% to 7% that he looked better before

My weekly check in on Twitter has found many men losing their mind over this poll 😂

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

butterfly titled "freak"

‘SINNERS’ is tracking to earn around $35M domestically this weekend, a 27% drop.

This would be one of the lowest drops ever for a major movie in modern history.

Read our review: bit.ly/SinnersDF

That’s bc it’s a good mf film!!

Happy Easter, EVERYONE!! 👇

Seemed. Appropriate. Today. 😎✨

Taken aboard Apollo 8 by Bill Anders, this iconic picture shows Earth peeking out from beyond the lunar surface as the first crewed spacecraft circumnavigated the Moon, with astronauts Anders, Frank Borman, and Jim Lovell aboard. Image Credit: NASA

About 250M years ago, 90% of species on Earth died during the Permian extinction. All of that loss created a lot of vacant niches to fill.

Not long after, the first mammals, our ancestors, appeared.

Life on this pale blue dot will be resilient - whether we’re part of it or not. #science #history

DOJ directs prosecutors to seek death penalty for Luigi Mangione 1 hour ago CAH CNN Gunman who killed 23 in racist attack at Texas Walmart offered plea deal to avoid death penalty

Huh, weird