D.Fitz in the 406

Oh then I'm sure it's all fine!

Oh! Lemme guess! She's also blonde and attractive!

Even wilder would be if Bondi or any of those clowns understood the Dow is not the economy

weird, because "catapult" and "outer space" are the words that come to mind every time I see his f-ing face

No, undoubtedly they wrote this garbage ahead of time. He's probably too busy studying up for another cognitive test to watch either show

Awww. How bout we send him some paper towels

That was fucking awesome. A celebration of workers and daily life. Revolutionary, even.

Oh, somebody throw them some paper towels

there's probably an orange stain on the front and a brown stain in the back

I added the word "disgusting" in front of that phrase

can't watch that clip without picturing a red dot on the back of his head

I saw and posted the video and you're wrong that it portrayed the Obamas as gorillas. Actually it portrayed all liberals as animals, so it's fine

Thank you for flinging shit and then forcing one of your servants to clean it up. You're so polite

I think "Fuck Trump" would be a great name for a female elephant in D.C.

because there are people out there saying, You know what's really great? Being in hospice! Let's fake an illness so we can live there and get free hospital food, but only the bland, terrible food, because we're supposed to be dying, y'all

What a fucking dipshit

Has he been in close proximity to Trump in the last few days? Please say yes

KASPAROV

Homan the Bitch is now thinking, Shit -- Vigilante justice! THAT'S IT! Aggrieved white guys only need encouragement, not paychecks, to clear streets and grocery stores and bars of brown people! GENIUS! What'll I do with all that ICE funding? I'm gonna need a bigger shopping bag, that's for sure

Yes, if only we made sure nobody could ride bikes and had to drive cars instead, and if only roads had as many cars on them as possible, there would be less conges..... Oh, wait

"... because, believe me, we've tried!"

He's such a p*ssy he wouldn't last 20 seconds if treated that way

you spelled "attempts to destroy democracy" wrong

they must really love lawsuits

that guy has always bugged the shit out of me

He's not a goon.

More like a goonlet.

MAGA now rejecting the 2nd Amendment and eating their young. Next, a plague of locusts

now they're mad that Obama never came and took away people's guns, I guess 🤡

a screenshot of an X post on October 21, 2025, depicting two traitors, also known as Montana's U.S. senators, in the oval office. They are positioned slightly behind Donny Diaperload. All three are grinning about how effectively they're screwing over the American public and destroying democracy. Both Daines and Sheehy are showing off their thumbs, but it's best if you don't think about where those gross thumbs have been. Trump looks tickled.

Montana's senators will just shove their thumbs up Trump's ass and then stand there grinning for a photo with him afterward, like they always do

screenshot of an email received on January 25, 2026 from an indoor cycling app based in the Czech Republic. The company is offering a new challenge where riders can "See the USA from a new perspective!" Virtual segments are staged in US National Parks, including Everglades NP. Rouvy's description includes this statement, presented in bold text: "Who would want to drain the swamp when you can train in the swamp, right?"

Rouvy is a Czech-based indoor cycling app that builds challenges for subscribers. Today's email had the subject line, "See the USA from a new perspective!" (which made me think, By leaving the country? Count me in!) I love the cheesy jab they took at our govt in the Everglades NP ride description

Did he also confirm the sky is blue?