D.Fitz in the 406

did you have AI create that lame graphic?

Don’t forget.

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more evidence that Malcolm Gladwell is right. To win more games, stop throwing money at one star player. Make the rest of the team better.

Is he, though? Is he "counting on" those things that you've made to sound almost normal? Wouldn't that require, you know, forethought and knowledge of world affairs from a person who's not laughably stupid?

He's insane, and this is genocide. Write about that.

YES! I've been having an argument with a friend, who insists antifa is a violent domestic terrorism organization that I need to distance myself from. Nah. If it's an organization, then I want a membership card, because I assume it'll come with a discount on, I don't know... solar panels? I'll pay.

that took me a minute 😄

You spelled "violating the Constitution" wrong

So he's in the Epstein files, too? Just a guess

Let's give the man what he wants -- to be a deceased president on a coin that nobody wants

It's indicative of our times that my first guess in Wordle every day is something like "fraud" "thief" "crime" "liars" "abuse" "grift" "steal" "loser"

ONLY DECEASED PEOPLE

Be a real shame if he qualified

A Venn diagram of R voters who said "easier to afford" or "about the same" and voters who were disappointed they weren't raptured last week would be a perfect circle

Donny Diaperload

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One of my favorites. This essay has triggered many jokes among my group of friends for years, as well as a number of gourd-themed gifts.

It's not Pumpkin Spice season -- it's ...

What the fuck?!? He's subhuman

I went to college long before you (mid-80s), and I'm betting our SAE dudes didn't memorize or internalize that. Memory flashes on guys in pastel polo shirts with collars turned up driving sportscars their daddies bought them, and date rape. SAE dudes 2nd only to Signa Chi in assholery (at my U)

It's frustrating that pundits are seeking the Next Big Thing, a Hot New Personality for the party. No! What we need is for the party to show voters HOW THE RIGHT IS NOT HELPING THEM. People are not better off. Cruelty is not okay. We're not Rs, willing to follow a new, shiny thing right off a cliff

"holding those who abuse positions of power accountable"

Someday, sweetheart. Someday.

circular firing squad

It was filled with blithe delusions and stark incompetence. You're squinting too hard, trying to discern some sort of strategy or ideology or acquiescence in that insanity

Ah, that sucks. We just had our very first experience buying a car thru a CarMax dealership and it was actually great. But we paid cash, so we weren't much help their bottom line. Trump won't be happy until he sees bread lines again, and he'll mistake them for fans lining up to kiss his ass

I love Chris

scene: It's 1985. Lil' Pete is watching Daddy shave. Daddy says, Someday, son, you'll grow up big and strong will be able to shave your beard, too. But the beard never came, and that makes him feel puny

you are so entertaining 😁

because incompetence was a job requirement

Please rethink this. SO much work has been done over the last century to put women on equal footing with men, and to refuse to use the word out of concern for trans/other groups just shifts the marginalization around. This regime hates women, too, don't forget. We're women, and proud of it.