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Zadie Smith.

"What led to the great data loss of the 2020s?"
"Well, you see, some dipshit had a great idea to allow emojis - those little faces that nobody uses anymore - in filenames. Suddenly, you had defining works named '😭❤️😭😭😭" or "💃💃💅" meaning that the filenames lost all meaning."

Given fresh graduates cannot seem to understand file structures this is going to absolutely be a fresh kind of hell.

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The next president will have to do some brutally unpopular things, like restoring the gutted revenue base and saving Social Security, so she will need to do some fun and popular things, too, like liberally applying the 誅連九族.

i just want to stress that this isnt about trump anymore, its about the entire republican party and maga movement covering for a child sex trafficking ring

why the fuck didn’t any of this stuff come out when Biden was president

Why is Michael Wolff advising Jeffrey Epstein

Dec 2015: Epstein to Wolff: 'Trump knew, what should I do?'

Dec 2015: Wolff to Epstein 'blackmail him!'

Mid-2016: Wolff gets full access to the Trump campaign and then White House.

Hmmmm

It was cool when bribery was illegal, there were entire consulting practices built around it. Gone like all the other good jobs in Trump’s economy.

When I say they’re trying to engineer their own nativist blood libel, this is it. It’s JD vance going on podcasts and asserting minorities torture and eat your pets while citing crime statistics as evidence that ethnic cleaning works as they torture and rape immigrants in camps. This is our nazism.

#momopoke
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Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.

He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.

Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.

jeffery epstein, fresh from his busy day of illegal sexual trafficking with the most powerful politicians and figures in the world: time to email my friends about this on my gmail account

I don't know how many more ways to say that the media is your sworn enemy and wants you and everyone you ever cared about either enslaved or dead

Everything - from Russiagate, to Epstein, to the Saudis - was 1000% true and we've been gaslit for over a decade to believe that it was our lying eyes and ears

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Assal Rad @AssalRad I'm just spitballing here, but maybe it's something else. DEMOCRACY <: ||| Israel Is Routinely Shooting Children in the Head in Gaza: U.S. Surgeon & Palestinian Nurse STORY OCTOBER 16, 2024 HHonestly with Bari Weiss @thehonestly.... 15h Senator @John Fetterman blames social media for collapsing support for Israel among young Democrats: "Social media was an accelerant for antisemitism... that's why we've lost the younger vote."

19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?

30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch

again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.

the decision to really just abandon moderation and let it rip suggests that this is what meta wants for its platform. this is the final, idealized form of the product

i think this is true to some extent but it's easy to underestimate the extent to which society does not really care about women or children despite many ostentatious declarations to the contrary

Putting aside all the horrible shit in them: I cannot believe the global elite composes emails like fucking horses who somehow learned to crudely type. My emails read like Shakespeare compared to the lowercased, unpunctuated screeds written to the worlds biggest pedophile. Fucking write like adults!

every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation

The "first as tragedy, then as farce" distinction collapsed into itself a while ago so of course the most notorious sex trafficker in history typed like da share Z0ne

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

it's widely known that transphobic parents publicly brag about cutting their trans children off from friends and support systems especially by taking away their phones and isolating them from contact with outsiders, this anti-phone push is an attempt to make that the default condition of queer youth