The Nandra

succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

The uterus is basically one of those car lot tube guys with the wavy arms.

It’s still no, you raggedy bitch! Stop calling my phone!!

Dick Cheney and the big lie that should never be forgotten It led to 4,400 dead US troops and 200,000 or so dead Iraqi civilians.

Dick Cheney, who died at the age of 84 on Monday, never addressed the worst transgression of his decades in politics and government: his deployment of lies to grease the way to the Iraq invasion that led to the deaths of more than 4,400 US soldiers and 200,000 or so Iraqi civilians.

One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong.

How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.

"date of your last period?"
April. 2024.
"...."
I've had a hysterectomy

Just sassing the nurse at the doctor's office

HOLY FUCK

2 pallets (16) of full kegs got dropped from a height(no one injured) and made the loudest scariest noise

DICK CHENEY IS DEAD

DO NOT WRITE IN JOSH KRAFT 2MORRO

I'm no better than a dog. I'm so fuckin hungry NOW.

Better have a strong union

Nah, I saw West world, I'm good

*sad dog noises*

I despise wealth music

Next week LinkedIn will use your personal data for AI training by automatically enabling permissions.

To manually turn off go to:

Settings ➡️ Data Privacy ➡️ under
“How LinkedIn uses your data” click “Data for Generative AI improvement” ➡️ toggle off

Photo of a tv screen showing the text "Turn your cocks BACK one hour tonight" from WNEM TV.

DON'T FORGET!

/ BOSTON SUNSET 2DAY: 5:37 PM
/ BOSTON SUNSET 2MORRO: 4:35 IN UR AFTERNOON

The Pentagon has failed seven audits in a row and the DoD has confirmed nearly $11 billion in fraud in just 7 years. But the concern is the poorest Americans abusing the average $342 monthly alotment. foxbaltimore.com/news/nation-...

Photo of a person dressed as the Knight from Hallow Knight holding a plastic pumpkin pale on a residential city street

Happy Halloween yall

If you just banked that coffee money every week and denied yourself every other instance of life’s gastronomic pleasures, however small and ordinary, you could save enough to make the down payment on that starter house in [checks notes] five hundred and seventy three years

ABANDONED THE TODDLER IN THE BACKSEAT

Arrest these motherfuckers for child endangerment

My sock keeps falling in my work boot. I'm going to have to fight someone.

I lost this game this year

Not a joke. We deadass live in an onion article.

Like...dang, I'm doing a good job?

Got laid off 4 months ago.
Started a new job 3 months ago
Today they asked me to take the Lead position.

I know a lot of people (cough Millennials) feel like they need to START a thing, START a food bank, build a little free food pantry.

My friends, my loves, my dears.

Don't start.

JOIN.

These exist. They have community ties! They have some funding! Accountability! Regulations!

That’s $500 million lost per day

Sooooo you're not looking for volunteers?

You should get a work bike to ride around with that