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@thecanadianbeard.bsky.social

All powerful destroyer of worlds... Wait, that's somebody else. Just a regular, super sarcastic, lover of dark humor, Canadian guy with a wonderful family. Just be excellent to each other everybody.

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So will @jaketapper.bsky.social deal with Trump's rape squad?

03.11.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They ARE the public you twit.

03.11.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Love these two. Influenced some of my interest in science as well my career in design and manufacturing. I have had far more successes than failures though ๐Ÿคฃ

03.11.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. Yes it is what he thinks. He's a fucking moron. Yet somehow smarter than every single bumbling dipshit that voted for him.

03.11.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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02.11.2025 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not sure he meant to hit him but walking off the mound aggressively toward the batter and telling Gimenez to go fuck himself MIGHT not have been the best idea. ๐Ÿคฃ

02.11.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ART by >Carson Ting. Bring It Home, 2025. (Carson Ting)

Lets go BJs!!!

ART by >Carson Ting. Bring It Home, 2025. (Carson Ting) Lets go BJs!!!

LETS GO BLUE JAYS!
www.cbc.ca/arts/toronto...

29.10.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This might be the single best analogy for the current trade situation I have ever seen. ๐Ÿคฃ

31.10.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Trump Admin Trade Negotiating with Canada be like...

31.10.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 380    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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31.10.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

JFC this ditch pig is horrible.

30.10.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Sanctuary States" is a new one for me... Have they used this language before now?

30.10.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, they made him a meal... That would keep him "happy"... Checks out. I wonder if he got apple slices and the toy or fries and a book? ๐Ÿค”

30.10.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How about this Yesavage kid? #BlueJays

30.10.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Canada living rent free in Trump's big fat head

Canada living rent free in Trump's big fat head

Trump MRI spotted a strange growth

30.10.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1203    ๐Ÿ” 208    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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two men wearing hats with a maple leaf on them are holding canadian flags . ALT: two men wearing hats with a maple leaf on them are holding canadian flags .
30.10.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gave them permission???? Because they needed it in anyway whatsoever.

29.10.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thatโ€™s uhh insane.

29.10.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1280    ๐Ÿ” 381    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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JFC.

28.10.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't even know what to say anymore.

28.10.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

JFC.

28.10.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Omg I cannot believe I get to be alive to see this shit. Unreal.

28.10.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everything they say is projection. Every. Single. Time.

28.10.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait. Seriously?!?!!

28.10.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why did Trump's doctor order an MRI?

28.10.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1523    ๐Ÿ” 253    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 236    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38
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๐ŸŽ™๏ธ โ€œAnd nowโ€ฆ a story about a little country that finally found its voice.โ€

Itโ€™s not a story from the past โ€” not yet.
But one day, theyโ€™ll look back to the rear 2025 and say this was the moment Canada stood up, dusted itself off, and said โ€”
โ€œ 51st state, my ass .โ€

26.10.2025 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 139    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke...

28.10.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Damn. Guess y'all shouldn't have given all that easily accessable $40 billion away for no good reason. Would have come in handy to help all the poverty stricken nearly starving citizens of your country. Oh well, I guess they can all eat "ballroom". I mean, heck, What's the worst that could happen?

27.10.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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