Let me repeat, Terry, you clever little biscuit:
What I may have thought or believed has absolutely no bearing on the conversation. I can conceive of the possibility that I don't know everything and I never have.
You, of course, being infallible, know better. You're brill.
15.07.2025 21:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You know nothing about me whatsoever, but even if it were true, my own personal opinion would be utterly irrelevant.
Continue with your confidence, it continues to make you a very special human.
15.07.2025 20:10 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
How delightful to hear from you again Terry. I applaud your confidence in the face of zero evidence other than your own personal feelings. You are very big, and very clever.
15.07.2025 20:05 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hi Terry, it's impressive that you managed to be both overwhelmingly smug whilst also being utterly incorrect. I suggest you find another way to feel important, because you're making a fool of yourself.
15.07.2025 19:55 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I adore him
30.06.2025 20:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Looking forward to the BBC article called "Why Reform was the real winner in the Greenwich by-election."
27.06.2025 13:15 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Labour, you tried to be more like Reform, but you just (with the media's help) made Reform more popular than ever. How about trying to improve people's lives? Stop attacking migrants, trans kids and people on benefits and MAKE THINGS BETTER.
26.06.2025 09:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This remains the best joke I ever made, and it sits here with even less interaction than every other untroubled bleat I make.
15.06.2025 07:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A depiction of “buddo” a Neolithic little guy who looks like a melted snowman made from a small melted marshmallow on top of a slightly bigger melted marshmallow. He has two tiny dots for eyes and one more larger hole for a mouth giving him a shocked expression. He also has a final hole for a belly button. It’s very cute.
Everyone say hello to “Buddo” he is a human figure carved from whalebone, dated c. 2,900 – 2,400 BC. Discovered at Skara Brae, a Neolithic settlement located in beautiful Orkney in the North of Scotland. I would die for him, I just think he’s neat. ❤️
15.11.2024 21:28 — 👍 133 🔁 35 💬 8 📌 13
❤️💪
15.06.2025 07:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Was she guilty
15.06.2025 05:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I really didn't think I was going to have to boycott two world cups in a row but there we go.
10.06.2025 07:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I was saying this exact thing to an American chum the other day. When we sing the alphabet it feels so stupid going "W, X, Y and ZED" as if that even remotely rhymes or feels right.
02.06.2025 09:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Saved to gallery for the next time someone tries to tell me smoking isn't cool.
01.06.2025 17:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"We need to protect women's sports!"
"Brilliant! So, shall we look at the systemic, societal and financial barriers that prevent girls and women from seeking and maintaining careers in elite sports, and work out a strategy for the future?"
"Hahahahaha no actually you're way off."
14.11.2024 12:54 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
What if you've already seen John-Luke Roberts live? Is it better to see John-Luke Roberts multiple times than never to have seen John-Luke Roberts multiple times at all?
21.05.2025 14:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I'm getting sanitation vibes
20.05.2025 12:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a flag with a red triangle in the middle of it
Alt: a palestinian flag with a red triangle in the middle of it
If you denounce Genocide.
If you condemn the ongoing Israeli actions in Gaza.
If you support the establishment of a Palestinian State to be fully protected from further atrocities.
Please share this post.
18.05.2025 16:08 — 👍 40 🔁 45 💬 2 📌 3
There's a Football Manager mobile version free through Netflix that is like it used to be. Just buy and sell players, choose your formation, and get refused by the board for a stadium expansion. Just like the good old days!
19.05.2025 06:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The two best written songs getting zero points from the public says a lot!
17.05.2025 23:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Experience Bij!
14.05.2025 06:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The man's a fucking snake.
12.05.2025 21:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He just wants to see his kids
12.05.2025 06:16 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
07.05.2025 02:28 — 👍 28426 🔁 6111 💬 352 📌 295
I swear, if I (born with a vagina, suffered periods for 35 years, grown a human & pushed it out of said vagina), see another cis man telling the world he's 'sticking up for women' by persecuting trans women, I'm going to kick him in the bollocks so hard the GCs will give him a pass to use the ladies
01.05.2025 16:55 — 👍 642 🔁 115 💬 4 📌 9
Not just live - thrive.
03.05.2025 18:03 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Speak for yourself
02.05.2025 20:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why put that on a dumpster like that?
02.05.2025 16:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Maybe if he stopped trying to appease Reform voters who aren't ever going to vote for him anyway...
02.05.2025 16:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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