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Alex H

@llhallj.bsky.social

Horrendous human, QA Lead in game dev, Twitch Affiliate, Actor Don’t worry, I’ve never heard of me either.

223 Followers  |  455 Following  |  145 Posts  |  Joined: 17.06.2023  |  1.5047

Latest posts by llhallj.bsky.social on Bluesky

Post image 14.09.2025 15:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Very surprised not to see anyone post the Bone Farmer comic yet.

13.09.2025 11:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me to Etsy witches.

10.09.2025 20:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have spent so much time playing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 that Jennifer English saying “en garde” in a French accent is now a vocal stim for me.

29.04.2025 19:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New rap name just dropped

28.04.2025 09:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

18.04.2025 00:01 — 👍 12311    🔁 4479    💬 255    📌 427

I’m no fan of The Pope but you’ve got to respect a move like meeting JD Vance and then immediately dying.

21.04.2025 09:48 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

lol at this guy accidentally demonstrating that every 4 years Americans are presented with a choice between getting shot in the leg or getting shot in the face because the Dems always take “not getting shot” off the table.

06.03.2025 07:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This joke is agelessly impossibly old, but is the glue that holds every dev team together. It communicates the gallows humour and nihilism that has powered the development of every game you ever loved.

05.03.2025 09:39 — 👍 1565    🔁 281    💬 17    📌 5

Season 5 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is often looked at as the peak of the series and it’s difficult to convey how much it would have sucked without an actress to carry the arc like Michelle Trachtenberg did. This shit sucks man.

26.02.2025 19:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I think I fist saw this advert about a decade ago but occasionally it pops into my head and I laugh like a drain about it all over again.

20.02.2025 16:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Imagine tuning into the Super Bowl and the half-time show is just a guy calling you a nonce for 15 minutes straight.

10.02.2025 09:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My body is ready

30.01.2025 15:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bowsussy.

16.01.2025 18:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's no better prank than having a child. Pulling a guy out of oblivion like congratulations these are all your problems now

08.01.2025 16:56 — 👍 2027    🔁 207    💬 23    📌 9

Sadly not. Former games journalist who veered far right because The Witcher 3 didn’t have enough boobs in it.

05.01.2025 17:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Devastating blow for Nigel Farage as he loses the all important “terminally online, Malaysian basement pervert” bloc.

05.01.2025 16:34 — 👍 55    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 0

If it were up to me, every living President would be on trial at The Hague.

03.01.2025 23:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*very seriously, in a meeting*
good news sir. we’ve finished the gay black robot

03.01.2025 13:32 — 👍 85    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 1

What you said was entirely irrelevant to the point at hand then

02.01.2025 16:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Go and read Phoenix’s feed and tell me what you think they want to happen to trans people.

02.01.2025 14:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mf, you literally labelled a transgender person “disgusting”. What did you think would happen?

02.01.2025 04:45 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Ok but this post was specifically about marginalising and persecuting trans people.

01.01.2025 16:47 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Some people were mean to me so I want them eradicated” is certainly one of the positions of all time.

01.01.2025 15:23 — 👍 63    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think you’re asking the wrong question. The question is not “Was the act morally justifiable?” the question is: “How long can you tell people their lives and the lives of their loved ones are just numbers on a balance sheet before they respond with violence instead of reason?”

01.01.2025 09:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“How many times can people be told their lives don’t matter before they start carving their answers into steel?”

01.01.2025 09:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
31.12.2024 21:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My daughter likes it too. Horrific betrayal. Looking at boarding schools as we speak.

30.12.2024 11:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sweetcorn fucking sucks and everyone who likes it is lying to themselves.

30.12.2024 11:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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