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An Izzy doll by Rights, wearing a shark onesie and sneakers. He is standing next to a snowdrift that is nearly as tall as he is.

An Izzy doll by Rights, wearing a shark onesie and sneakers. He is standing next to a snowdrift that is nearly as tall as he is.

The snow is eye height to an Izzy and deeper in some spots!

25.01.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An Izzy doll by Rights wearing a pair of overalls with star buttons and a pair of white sneakers

An Izzy doll by Rights wearing a pair of overalls with star buttons and a pair of white sneakers

Call him ranch β€˜cause he be dressing πŸ‘ŸπŸ‘–β­οΈ

16.01.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A dry erase board that has β€œgift or grift?” and a picture of a present drawn in purple. Below it β€œAh Shit It’s Scurvy” is written in red.

A dry erase board that has β€œgift or grift?” and a picture of a present drawn in purple. Below it β€œAh Shit It’s Scurvy” is written in red.

Is it OFMD? Is it The Terror? Who can tell? (It’s both)

07.12.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou gotta feel this thing…squeeze his legs!”

My friend to their partner upon meeting my Izzy Doll.

30.11.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you know that big studios monitor piracy? Don't you fucking dare pirate this shit. Do not hate watch through piracy. JK Rowling is a disgusting human being that funds and encourages the hurt, pain and death of my fellow trans peers.

Support media that actually deserves our time and money.

21.11.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3321    πŸ” 2174    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 19

sorry for posting about The Character. yeah it's terminal. sorry. it'll happen again

21.11.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2013    πŸ” 1518    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 26
An Izzy doll by Rights with a hoard of sweet treats. He has a box of Milk Duds, an assortment of gummy fruits, and a package of salted vanilla pocky.

An Izzy doll by Rights with a hoard of sweet treats. He has a box of Milk Duds, an assortment of gummy fruits, and a package of salted vanilla pocky.

We don’t have trick or treating way out where I live, so the little guy helped himself to some of my sweets. Happy Halloween!

31.10.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An Izzy doll by Rights wearing a shark outfit. He is held by a person wearing a Jaws tshirt.

An Izzy doll by Rights wearing a shark outfit. He is held by a person wearing a Jaws tshirt.

We’ve coordinated for today; theme is Shark.

29.10.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
37 PG Wodehouse books stacked on a table in 3 piles

37 PG Wodehouse books stacked on a table in 3 piles

Sometimes the deal is too good to pass up.

20.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An Izzy doll by Rights in front of a tall mountain and numerous trees.

An Izzy doll by Rights in front of a tall mountain and numerous trees.

Goodbye mountains, we’ll see you again!

19.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Understandable! It’s no fun to be left out.

16.10.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An Izzy Doll by Rights wearing a little pleather jacket with a bear badge on it

An Izzy Doll by Rights wearing a little pleather jacket with a bear badge on it

Little guy’s new jacket arrived just in time for our work trip to a cold place! He’s really living up to his job as Travel Bear(stard).

15.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

NGL, that sounds genuinely amazing. Off to figure out where I can source some crawfish.

15.10.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is! I was glad he picked it. Love an excuse for corn chowder.

15.10.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love a corn chowder, and if it has the Hatch chiles, I’ve got to have it.

15.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got a bottle of tums on standby in case it’s too spicy for him.

15.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An Izzy Doll by Rights stands next to a jar of Hatch Chile Corn Chowder

An Izzy Doll by Rights stands next to a jar of Hatch Chile Corn Chowder

#OFMDollsAutumn - Soup

Izzy is excited to try this soup we found at Aldi!

15.10.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
The head of an Izzy doll sticking out of a sling pouch

The head of an Izzy doll sticking out of a sling pouch

Travel Bastardℒ️ off on an adventure

17.09.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An Izzy Doll, dressed in a shark outfit and standing by a fountain.

An Izzy Doll, dressed in a shark outfit and standing by a fountain.

Izzy was upset I was too busy chasing toddlers to get pictures of him at the beach, but this water feature is an acceptable substitute.

16.09.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Getting his prescribed dose of ice cream and sunshine.

16.09.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An Izzy doll standing on an airport waiting room chair and holding a crocheted rainbow gummy bear keychain. He is flanked by a zero sugar Coke and a protein bar.

An Izzy doll standing on an airport waiting room chair and holding a crocheted rainbow gummy bear keychain. He is flanked by a zero sugar Coke and a protein bar.

Izzy and Rainbear have the breakfast of champions to fuel up before the plane ride (protein bar and caffeine).

10.09.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An Izzy doll tucked into a backpack

An Izzy doll tucked into a backpack

Checking out his accommodations for the flight (though he’ll get a chance to see out the window en-route).

10.09.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Long distance mutualism with the college student who worked the early shift with me all summer (we send each other proof of food consumption before caffeine consumption to encourage good habits).

07.09.2025 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly a caretaker. πŸ₯²

05.09.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An Izzy doll holding a fountain pen and standing on a notebook, apparently having added the word Oranges to a shopping list

An Izzy doll holding a fountain pen and standing on a notebook, apparently having added the word Oranges to a shopping list

I turn my back for one second and he’s adding things to my shopping list. #Dollposting

05.09.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An Izzy Doll looking at a screen with a picture of a beach

An Izzy Doll looking at a screen with a picture of a beach

#OFMDollsSummer - Beach

Izzy wanted to get a sneak peek of the beach we’ll be visiting next month.

29.08.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An Izzy doll using a glasses cleaning cloth as a blanket

An Izzy doll using a glasses cleaning cloth as a blanket

#OFMDollsSummer - Nap Time

Izzy is all tucked in for a rest!

28.08.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be honest, that’s why I bought this shirt for him πŸ˜…

27.08.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
An Izzy doll balanced on his head

An Izzy doll balanced on his head

#OFMDollsSummer - Get Active

I don’t think it counts a handstand if your hands don’t reach the ground, Izzy.

27.08.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
An Izzy doll standing on a Lego model of the ship Endurance.

An Izzy doll standing on a Lego model of the ship Endurance.

#OFMDollsSummer - Boats

Izzy is planning an expedition (no one tell him that this model doesn’t float).

23.08.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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