MUFFET

finally the best part of the game

if she's your girl then why do we share a leitmotif?

i love my wife mad mew mew.

•::I

They wont stop bullying the spider lady

they keep being mean to me •::(

kill yourself.

will you do me a favor, dearie? •::)

i'm always watching, dearie! •::)

] i reposted this and then immediately got this notif. ominous

oh!! splendid. •;;)

no spiders...? •::( a shame..

poor thing.

[ cooing at her in a way that makes it hard to tell if they're making fun of her or not. ]

i can't deny that all that is indeed a *little* pathetic, but there's no shame in that, dearie. in fact, it just makes you all the more intriguing..

you shouldn't resign yourself to cleaning up everyone else's messes. what a waste of energy that would be!

huhu.. competent? i suppose that's true.

[ that wouldn't be enough to discourage them from at least trying.. spiders can eat prey up to ten times their own size. ]

my, you sure have had a rough go of it, haven't you?

yes?

am i scaring you right now?

like and repost if you love spiders! •::) or else.

it's certainly rare these days, isn't it?

yes, you. it's a good thing.

[ they're looking at her like they're going to eat her alive. they.. probably wouldn't actually do that, right? ]

of course, dearie! i wouldn't ask if i wasn't interested. •:;)

and you. •:;)

ahuhu.. i'm quite flattered.

that's the spirit, dearie.

did you mean for me to hear that?

[ staring very hard at her ] do tell me more.

pathetic men this, pathetic men that.. what about the pathetic women, hmm?!?!?!?!

would you really? you'd be a big help.. as long as you aren't too squeamish.

i will, i will! i've just been a very busy spider lately.. i swear, young spiders are so unmotivated nowadays, i'm always picking up the slack!

[ a sigh. ]

but you aren't here to listen to me complain, ahuhu.