Patrick Reilly

Dave Holmes does it again.

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AI is going to take over the world. Right after we fix the translation part.

Woman hospitalized after swallowing 8 live frogs for back pain An 82-year-old woman was hospitalized after swallowing eight live frogs in an attempt to alleviate her persistent lower back pain.

Is that too many frogs?

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They sent people they fired “excepted” letters too. “Hey! We fired you last month, but your job is important, so show up tomorrow to work. Please.”

I hate postseason baseball. My toenails are tense.

Go Sox!

There used to be bushes and then a fence at the bottom of the hill. Then kids rushed the field and a bunch of people got squished against the bushes and the fence, so they took them out.

There used to be bushes and then a fence at the bottom of the hill. Then kids rushed the field and a bunch of people got squished against the bushes and the fence, so they took them out.

There used to be bushes and then a fence at the bottom of the hill. Then kids rushed the field and a bunch of people got squished against the bushes and the fence, so they took them out.

There used to be bushes and then a fence at the bottom of the hill. Then kids rushed the field and a bunch of people got squished against the bushes and the fence, so they took them out.

“Kickin’ Kids Afterschool Care” storefront

[first day of work]

me: so, when do i get to kick one?
boss: we don't actually-
me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an asshole

Stillwater you say?

This was the shocking revelation (which I know, lol) from “Careless People” the Facebook book. Over & over again decision are made not because they’re evil but because it something may grow the user base or something is hindering growth. Without ever stopping to even think about anything else.

My Redford list (in chronological order):

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Downhill Racer
All the Presidents Men
A Bridge Too Far
The Natural
Sneakers
A River Runs Through It
The Last Castle
Spy Games
Old Man and the Gun

Get the metal carafe though so the coffee stays hot all morning.

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Had this one for 10 years and love it. No complaints and would buy again.

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Bonfire and brown liquor.

The burbs.

Not only do you have to leave your family and job for 29 days to stand around in DC while school starts, your next weekend of Guard duty is going to be spent learning how to stand properly.

National guard troops buying ice cream from an ice cream truck on the National Mall at 8am.

Keeping DC safe from crime while eating ice cream at 8am. 🫡

Also, with at all those hands-in-pockets, some sergeant major, somewhere is having a stroke.

Just two former UVA student-athletes
hanging out.

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We’ve loved Children’s National Pediatricians and Associates on K street in foggy bottom.

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Man, that dog does look delicious.

I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

This is one of these things I do for a living! Try to prevent people from planting trees in deserts and prairies.

Like I always say,

A police officer arrests Chuck E Cheese while children watch in the background

A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud

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A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

HER: so what do you do in your spare time?

ME: I help blind children

HER: aw that’s so sweet-

ME: oh here comes one. I’ll hold him and you poke him in the eyes.

Coldplay’s Kiss-Cam Seemingly Catches Tech CEO Cheating With Coworker In Awkward Viral Video Did you know that Coldplay’s current live show has a whole kiss-cam segment, like an NBA game? During Coldplay’s live show, stadium screens apparently show unsuspecting couples in the crowd, and then ...

Coldplay's kiss-cam seemingly catches tech CEO cheating with coworker in awkward viral video

YouTube video by The Daily Show Nick Offerman Is Sounding the Alarm: America’s National Parks Are Under Attack | The Daily Show

I love stage and screen luminary Nick Offerman.