Dan with Kerosene

I’ll literally walk first.

If it smells like an agitprop bot, just block it and forget it. Engaging is the worst possible reaction.

If Witkoff said it, I would assume the opposite is true.

Holy shit will that be an abysmal defensive team.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, homie.

Do the republicans have a fuckface spawning machine or something?

Don’t lie to yourself about the practical implications of your decision though.

If it’s been 7000 miles since your last oil change, I would do that at least.

Democrats that are running in red states should be assembling teams of lawyers right now. That is where the battle will be fought.

Sorry, this game is not for you. To win you have to look at the frog.

Good morning winners!!!

AG Jack Smith has a ring to it.

He doesn’t seem particularly alert to his surroundings. Probably wouldn’t be too hard to walk right up behind him.

He was not media friendly, so they are using the one chance they’ll ever have to get back at him.

Bessent might have the most punchable face in the administration, which is no small feat in an admin that includes Stephen Miller.

Yes, we know. Everyone in this administration is there because they will follow Trumps orders. Any republican with a shred of patriotism or decency would not work for this administration. That’s why we’re left with people like you, Kristi.

Just being fired will not cut it.

“American officials” can not be trusted.

Bovino throws like a little bitch.

How do you stop someone from shooting everything and encourage them to experiment if they've already sold all the fun toys for more shotgun ammunition?

A demented Donald Trump confused Greenland with Iceland as a silent crowd watches in horror as the President of the USA humiliates himself, slurring badly and visibly disoriented

A January 6th insurrectionist who Trump pardoned is now being charged with molesting a child.

Trump’s pardon released him from prison.

Do not trust those republicans. They will flip as soon as the wind blows. How many times have we seen these same people go along to get along when it comes down to it?

If you’re not fighting to abolish ICE, you’re part of the problem and should be removed from office.

I do not believe that is true. Not yet anyway.

More of this please. It’s every Americans patriotic duty to insult this scumbag at every opportunity. He shouldn’t feel welcome anywhere outside his little nazi clubhouse.

Bizarro News

I audibly groan reflexively

The day is coming for all of these creepy smirking fucks.

Also pack the Supreme Court.

Good thing we have the Supreme Court weighing in on the most important issues facing our nation right now.