Gemma 🌙

Cat: "I'm a bit suspicious of you, Jonathan."

ENTIRE NATION YELLS #CelebrityTraitors

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Alan with the last ditch Joe/Jonathan theory?! Hook this show to my veins #CelebrityTraitors

Cat chanting “I’m an adult!” over and over and screaming is me on my commute every morning

#CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

can someone do the alan carr bridge screams x mort from madagascar crossover video right away please #celebritytraitors

I'd like Alison Hammond getting stuck on the fence to gets its own BAFTA nomination, please. #gbbo #BakeOff

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iF iT was cHoCoLaTe weEk iD aCcEpT iT

get to fuck, Hollywood

#gbbo

I've held my tongue for years about Prue's jewellery, but in the most innuendo-rich week this series wearing a ball gag as a necklace is a step too far 😭

#GBBO

getting a nostril spot at the ripe age of 31 sort of seems like a punishment from God? what did I do big fella

CAT WITH THE TISM CARD I AM HOWLING #CelebrityTraitors

I would follow Nick Mohammed into the gates of hell #CelebrityTraitors

I am absolutely furious. #CelebrityTraitors

Paul: You're in the biggest hole I've ever seen on this show

Sorry have we just forgotten Brad and Shona? #MAFSUK

David is genuinely too clever for this game, The Traitors is 90% emotion and 10% a popularity contest #CelebrityTraitors

Mark Bonnar is so funny I can't 😭 I need him to be in the final please #CelebrityTraitors

Keye's reaction to Julia Ruth makes no sense, Channel 4 need to work on their editing because it could not be more obvious that something big was cut there #MAFSUK

I'm not sure how but somehow Leigh and Julia Ruth are both in the wrong here #MAFSUK

I never realised trifle was such a divisive dessert #gbbo

Thanks to this government if Brianna were alive today she would be in danger every day for simply being herself, or doing something a simple as using a public bathroom, but at least she would have limited access to TikTok I guess!

This is a ghoulish attempt at washing your own party's EXTREMELY LARGE hand in fostering the environment that lead to Brianna's murder. Social media didn't brainwash those kids, the political dehumanisation of trans people did.
I urge you to sit with that for even 2 seconds, you trifle-brained gnat.

Nelly is a princess fairy angel and Steven was an extra in Flushed Away, why is this happening #MAFSUK

"I thought we were progressing but she's checked out"

nah honestly Dean at this point it's entirely on you, how could you POSSIBLY think that 😭

#MAFSUK

something about Reiss is screaming red flag, I can't shake the fact that he didn't check on Leisha on the plane for an HOUR 💀 #MAFSUK

Stephen Fry: The perspicacity of our unseen nemesis is unfathomable

[A slowed-down acoustic cover of We Are The Cheeky Girls plays for no reason]

#thetraitors #celebritytraitors

Mark Bonnar is genuinely furious all the time in this game and it's FANTASTIC tv #CelebrityTraitors

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trying to not be angry that 'the big dog theory' is not being applied to national treasures Clare Balding or Celia Imrie #CelebrityTraitors

Joe Marler and Joe Wilkinson being top tier traitor hunters but completely unaware of it is absolute tv gold #CelebrityTraitors

ugh Sarah may have made some mistakes along the way but genuinely my heart breaks for her #MAFSUK

if your wife was sick on a plane, my question is why did it take you a whole hour to go and check if she's okay... #MAFSUK

Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

A question, lads. Where does the "free knowledge" come from, and how do we make more of it? What might we call the people whose job it is to find stuff out, such that the machine can feed upon their discoveries? What kind of system could we make which supported the practice of finding stuff out?