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Hazel from Wivenhoe Funny Farm

@wivenhoefunnyfarm.bsky.social

Run the most charmingly shambolic comedy club in Wivenhoe. 20th anniversary year 2025. www.wivenhoefunnyfarm.co.uk Social misfit, swot & terrible at bios.

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Just catching up on #celebritytraitors and NOW they need someone who isn’t worried about getting immersed in water πŸ™„πŸ€£

16.10.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tom Daley just posted this on TikTok #CelebrityTraitors

15.10.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 205    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7

β€œMee-cro-wav-ay” was nominated for a TV BAFTA Moment of the Year it can happen!

15.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t think Lucy has. Not sure about Nick…

16.10.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Likeliest to get offed I think tomorrow, but if Ruth does get murdered, she’s left us with a belter of a quote

#CelebrityTraitors

15.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely cackling here.
#CelebrityTraitors

15.10.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Zohran Mamdani uses his appearance on Fox News to "speak directly to the president," since "he might be watching right now."

Mamdani looks straight into the Fox camera as he says this >>>

15.10.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2806    πŸ” 606    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 75
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tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working

15.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 31035    πŸ” 4832    πŸ’¬ 798    πŸ“Œ 271

Vance: "Colleges are hotbeds of far-left communists, with no conservatives in sight."

Also Vance: "The racist Young Republican thingy was college group chat."

🀣

15.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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don't be suspicious. don't. don't be suspicious #CelebrityTraitors

15.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Give Celia Imrie's fart a BAFTA #CelebrityTraitors

15.10.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Ruth, with the razor sharp stiletto nails? GET HIM. #CelebrityTraitors

15.10.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Joe has clocked Jonathan Ross, Ruth was already onto Jonathan Ross and Clare is too. Is he really going to get banished before Alan because that would be incredible #CelebrityTraitors

15.10.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Celia!!! #CelebrityTraitors

15.10.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the farting celia imrie. this is why i pay my tv license. this is why im proud to be british. #CelebrityTraitors

15.10.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only a national treasure like Dame Celia Imrie could release such a perfectly timed guff 🀣 #celebritytraitors

15.10.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gutted to lose such quality #celebritytraitors

15.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

immediately delivering. #CelebrityTraitors

15.10.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a baked alaska gets thrown in the bin by Iain

a baked alaska gets thrown in the bin by Iain

can't believe they actually brought the BBC series footage out of the archives! #gbbo #BakeOff

14.10.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
so a left-handed one is not as good?

so a left-handed one is not as good?

#gbbo #BakeOff
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Catholic School Nuns:

14.10.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Iain referencing Bingate is iconic #gbbo

14.10.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#strictly

12.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ross looks like Frankie Howerd with that wig & paso face #strictly

12.10.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I don't know how to describe this to the visually impaired

I don't know how to describe this to the visually impaired

IMMEDIATE TROUBLED SCREAMING #scd #strictly

12.10.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

*looks to camera* #scd #strictly

12.10.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have I been spiked? #strictly

12.10.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just relieved we don’t have to witness Cynthia dredging up something nice and insincere to say about Tom Skinner #strictly

11.10.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ellie’s inclusive Barbie would have been a great role model to me as a kid ❀️ #strictly

11.10.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This came about through the nonsense criticism that Kai was babysitting her… any novice dancer is reliant on the pro at this stage..

11.10.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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me the entire way through that turgid etiquette training VT #scd #strictly
(this is as close as we're letting William Hanson get to being on Strictly)

11.10.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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