hein bean

screen grab from nintendo switch game, pokemon violet, of my character, a pale femme with purple hair and a school uniform, with a weed cat on her shoulder, rubbing its head against my head

it's fucked up how cute pokemon violet is

weed cat for sure

quick photo of my character for the game; she has purple space buns and freckles and brown eyes! like me.

replaying pokemon violet instead of handling any of my very real feelings today AMA

i should rewatch any one piece of media i intend to speak on today. i won't tho

the willy wonka boat scene is intended to make one feel disoriented and lost in a world of their own imagination. just like juliet, in shakespeare's created world for romeo', too violent for her flower

@queerash.bsky.social you've created a monster i'm gonna be on a tear now

Willy Wonka: these violet delights have violet ends

willy wonka and his chocolate factory are very much like romeo and juliet , if you think about it not at all

selfie style image of my chest, tits out but bra on, nothing really too racy happening here sorry everyone

i was literally peeing when i took this

mirror selfie of me in the bathroom! i'm a pale femme with purple hair and grey sweatpant overalls on. i'm also wearing a dark tie dye shirt under them

selfie of me on toilet, pissing

we should bring back the pelfie

life is hard when you're an ugly brat

part of the problem with having a short, shapeless haircut and a lean boyish figure is that i do not feel like a sexy woman with a poppin pussy. but i am

jesus died for my pussy on the cross

jesus died for your sins and you're laughing?

i hate who i am but also please look at me

happy birthday ?!(!(!!(?!(!!

if you intentionally misunderstand this post and or think i'm talking to or about you when i'm not? good riddance lol

honestly, and i don't mind if you hate me for this, but i think an intense infatuation with classic rock, especially if there's not nostalgia ties, is a sign of low media literacy and a lack of intentional spread of taste in this essay i will

a selfie of me, leaning forward awkwardly and holding a joint in one hand. i'm a pale femme with purple hair

selfie of me smoking the joint awkwardly now

selfie of me blowing the joint at you. you guessed it. awkward

well pinch my ass and call me shirley cause god damn my body a temple

i live my life the WWBDD way. what would betty draper do

yeah it was just a little sidewalk fight

and so i wondered to myself, was it my fault, for being such a miserable cunt?

yeah

crossing guards are lifeguards but for roads

hey baby i'm cold and distant what's up

i am exactly like betty from mad men in every way, if she was a little heavier and had piercings and tattoos and purple hair

wow i love the relic

i've started watching the news lately and honestly ? i'm hearing things are bad

as a woman with a cat on her lap,

yeah