Ash

lmao so vodafone broadband is down along with their literal tech support teams? like I can't get them on the phone either?

what a shitshow

Working paper? Er yeah I sure hope it does I just wrote some words on it

- me waking up next to my gf 🫡

I am also in the neo-grotesque style

also just learned that some fonts (incl. Helvetica and Aptos) are in the 'Neo-grotesque style', fucking love it

(with the original 'grotesque' style coming from the Italian grottesco, meaning "belonging to the cave" due to their simple geometric appearance)

I love Aptos 😔😔😔

if ur built like this my DMs are open

hearing that it's a perky little ass winter

alright goodnight sluts and slut-adjacent individuals

[horniest I've ever been in my entire life] wow so you're telling me I'm a Taurus-rising? that's so interesting, I'd love to know more

AI is actually worse than astrology because there's no way that feigning an interesting in it will lead you to making out with a bisexual baddie

we can only have the sexiest possible penalty takers

if the good lord didn't want us to put Q-tips in our ears, why did he make it feel so good

softest penalty ever given and yet also obviously utterly stonewall and the ball does not lie

like I said, volunteering as santa, the most feral I've ever seen my female friends

I mean, the article (and I) are both talking about the various shows which all pretty much exclusively about young twinks/twunks

Like the fact that *these* are the shows getting made and being the mainstream sexual depictions of gay relationships is a fair critique of the wider media landscape

I assumed there must be some kind of research behind it because I was also like wtf, how stupid are these kids

it sort of makes sense with drug awareness stuff, like "Using heroin just once can kill you", but it's not like anybody is going around thinking "well, one small hand stabbing can't hurt!"

Feels so weird since there definitely is a strong critique available that these shows are obsessed with stereotypical beauty standards, which feels even more out of place for gay men where body diversity is much more common than in het dynamics

But really appears to miss the mark totally

that's the problem with Magneto, he either attracts you or repels you...

*nodding sagely* yes, it was the Dutch, I agree

I remember that amazing poster of Hitler on the tennis court, his Fuhrer uniform saucily askew, revealing his cheeky derriere

I'll tell you what that David Corenswet and Jonathan Bailey interview really is sticking in the group chats, just two himbos having fun

how fucking big is his head

total aside but SOHCAHTOA was where I felt my love of maths start to die as I remember being in school and distinctly thinking "why are we just learning a shortcut to remember how to answer a test question rather than what this actually means and what it's for"

think it also speaks to just how many MPs there are that even most of them can't recognise each other a lot of the time, like "oh this lobby is filled with people I disagree with entirely" would also be a clue if you knew all your colleagues by face

British Rail sounds like a series of low-rent porn films starring Ben Dover

Does feel insane that I can buy Hades II brand-new, a game I sank 100+ hours into, for basically the price of two cinema tickets to a film I might not even like

don't think I was ever more disappointed in my CS career than when I first went to The Civil Service Club and it wasn't like, smoking cigars and drinking port

I also think it's insane that Crowe did The Insider, Gladiator, A Beautiful Mind, and Master & Commander all within the span of four years

What a string of absolute belters

I fucking loved the first one (yes it's schlock but it's MY schlock) and the second one was honestly dire and made me question whether Mescal has the juice at all