Mr. Nude Crepes 🥳🍾🎆

POV: you are a ancient scarab

Crazy Chester followed me🎶
An he caught me in the fog🎵
He said, "I'll fix your rack,🎶
If you'll just jack my dog"🎵
I said, "Wait a minute, Chester!"🎶💀

now replace them all with melissa joanne-heart and keenan thompson and we got a money printing machine baybeeeee

(i'm sorry all my references are bound to my sundowning millennial "brain", go easy on me)

”yo that colonoscopy was actually lowkey awesome” oh word???

If you say "I cranked my hog" people will cheer and applaud but if you say "I cranked my dog" people will regard you with contempt and disgust. Language is amazing

Grimace from MacDonald colonoscopy play

It's gorgeous every time

Hot potato but it's slippery dookie

The golden dome is what happens when I piss laying down and the piss spreads out in all directions

Eating hi chews until I enter a state of torpor

ICE literally kills two people

Dems: YOU NEED A WARRANT FOR THAT

There's apparently body cam footage of Alex's murder. Do people know this?

This lets you know that a demand for body cams is USELESS and in fact just a way to give more money to the killers.

Hyperreal simulacrum vs actual reality:

STOP BEING A PUSSY MOTIVATIONFROMZERO 12:36 The Speech That Will Make You Hard - The ULTIMATE Motivational Speech by Dan... MotivationFromZero • 1.2M views • 1 year ago

what are we doing here

I can remember when W announced the creation of the Department of Homeland Security.

I can remember a world before DHS, and I want to see a world after DHS.

Wild how gitmo kept happening and happening and happening and happening and happeni-

I think it's bad that our government has an entire department devoted to brutalizing and harming people which has only existed since I was like 9

Hills science diet

DON'T STOP DON'T STOP DON'T STOP

Bovino leaving is NOT ENOUGH

ICE has to be abolished
NOEM's gotta be fired
TRUMP's gotta be removed

Stalker Frame: 06318

Frame: 06318

RIP Greg Bovino

ME AND THE FUCKIN

FUCKIN ME AND THE BOYS

King

a diagram showing a ram trx unable to see a 9 year old and a 4.5 year old over its hood and also a rented black ford expedition unable to see a 1.1m greg bovino over its hood

you’re all making jokes but the reason Greg Bovino was removed from duty is a safety issue we all need to take seriously

Greg Bovino David carradine moment when

Type: PERMABAN
Date: 01/26/26 7:14pm
User: GBovino
Punishment Reason: You have failed us for the last time, Gregory...
Requested by: SMiller
Approved by: SMiller

The people of Minnesota did that. Not Schumer and Jeffries, not Walz and Frey, not the standard-bearers of decorum. The People.