Δ8 THC Crepes

I'm high enough that I thought this was about belly buttons for a second

I wonder if Calliou is a hot 35 year old now

I am constantly asking people this

I got the foreskin pack of pork rinds, these hogs are cut

*slaps roof of human body* this thing can hold so many sphincters

Whale milk lubricant

That's where we get sardines

Thinking about girlfriend and sleep 🥰😴

this is basically the answer to everything

they found a huge gas leak under every americans homes

Clonky dong

everything about that image is a JUMPSCARE

It's so ridiculous lol

CHERYL LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU THE KILLER IS IN YOUR SHOWER

#follow4follow

Remember hell thread

Oh so make it suck even more shit?

My mother in law, a lifelong dem, sends me at least 2 AI videos a day now going "Can you believe this?" and each time I have to go "I can't, it's probably AI, please do not share" lol.

Doing some back of the napkin math on the Free Press acquisition, I've determined The Onion is worth $2 trillion.

I'm like a snake shedding its skin so you can have a nice condom

Everyone talking about link, I'm talking about kink! Who wants to give this big baby a spankin?

mfw when i'm realizing i will never find a new posting home

I removed all the chairs from my house. Yes, all of them. Standing desks are for beginners. I don't sit anymore. Not at meals. Not during calls. Not ever. Why? Because sitting is a dopamine sink. Your glutes go dormant. Blood pools. Your brain gets 23% less oxygen (I measured it). Standing keeps you in a state of "productive discomfort." Discomfort = alertness. Alertness = pattern recognition. Pattern recognition = product-market fit. I eat dinner standing over the sink. I take Zooms pacing back and forth like a caged lion. My calves are basically a pre-seed round for my cardiovascular system. Studies show that 89% of Fortune 500 CEOs do their best thinking while in motion. Churchill held walking meetings. Zuckerberg did walking 1-on-1s. I haven't sat in 6 months and my sprint velocity is up 340%. Every chair you own is a commitment to mediocrity. Every cushion is a compromise with your future self. "But what about rest?" Rest is what you do after the exit. Right now, I have deals to close and a burn rate to justify. My living room? Empty. Just space to pace. My dining room? A war room with whiteboards on every wall—no table. Sitting is the new smoking. Standing is the new sitting. Pacing is the new standing. I'm not uncomfortable. I'm optimized. Don't let Big Furniture gaslight you.

I try to mostly follow people on LinkedIn who are unafraid to shitpost on main

Michigan’s Mallory McMorrow has shifted her stance on the war in Gaza Mallory McMorrow has shifted her position on the ongoing Middle East conflict.

Mallory McMorrow said she will not take AIPAC support and called the war on Gaza a genocide for the first time at an event in Allegan, Michigan yesterday.

reskeet if you think women are fucking GOATed or paul frazee is a CIA plant

That weed pancakes guy looks cool as hell

Everyone is leaving bluesky and going to Fark.com

Marty 2.0