stackin' plates

The entire American economy is being held hostage to the whims of a guy who doesn’t understand how the economy works

Playing Vyper on Deadlock is some of the most fun I've had gaming in a long long time. fuckin love that bisexual girlfailure lizard.

I do not want restaurants to respond to my Google maps reviews. I do not need "We loved having you!" copypasted into a response to my silent 4 stars with no context or pics or whatever.

Hades 2 dropped so I'm streaming it til the vaccines I got today knock me out.

twitch.tv/theplatestacker

Drinking more white Monsters than a discord moderator

Bulking on a budget means sitting in your car for forty minutes after your workout agonizing over calories per dollar on the taco bell value menu

This may be the first time anyone has enjoyed driving through the Texas panhandle.

Driving through the Texas panhandle. It's flatter than a pancake and there's a thunderstorm. I can see lightning flashing for miles all around and it's incredible.

Road trip gas stations are so weird. Like don't drink and drive but also you can buy a fucking half gallon sized can of Natty Ice literally chilled on ice.

Rather than shame people for celebrating a death, I would simply try to live a life that does not result in people celebrating my death? Like???

Corporate training modules but it's a visual novel with anime waifus

I recently learned that I can fit glowsticks through my stretched piercings

Had some fun at North Coast festival this weekend!

finally finished factorio. I am free.

i’m not especially “woke” but you could describe me as anti-anti-woke, and i am just tired of pundits making claims without any evidence and then getting mad when you ask them to show their work

Three coffees and a cigarette could fix me

How big of a chest do I have to get in order to have my own orbit like this

Ah dang, I wouldn't have been able to do this without knowing ahead of time to pump my persuasion stat.

Twitch Twitch is the world

Catch me streaming Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines when this is an hour old over on twitch 👀

twitch.tv/theplatestacker

It was leg day, but my chest showed up anyways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What the fuck is even happening over at Gamefreak

Rather than shame people for celebrating a death, I would simply try to live a life that does not result in people celebrating my death? Like???

Sekahnjebin: a Persian drink of mint and vinegar syrup mixed with water and grated cucumbers. 10/10 hot weather drink.

Forgot my headphones to the gym and they're playing fucking Coldplay I want to die

Guess it's time to mute all the swifties again

Could really use a manic phase tbh

I think hell is just live music at an airport bar

God dammit, Superman was Actually Good?

Why in the year of our Lord 2025 would a company require passwords to expire

Your father and I are very disappointed.