Sojourner Dusk

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Sounds like you just need more Canadian Football League games in your life. Like the NFL, only with 10 extra yards on the field and each end zone… until the 2027 season, anyway.

die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted

Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie

Are we considering one at a time, chains, or multiple simultaneous drops? Maybe have “family and friends” events to speed along the dissolution of hoarded wealth?

Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.

Website Task Flowchart

xkcd.com/3175/

FBI Co-Deputy Director Dan Bongino, who led the investigation, criticized the Biden administration for "focusing on other things" and said he created a multiagency team to re-examine the evidence that led to a suspect. "You're not going to walk into our capital city, out down two explosive devices and walk off in the sunset," Bongino said about the would-be bomber. "Not going to happen — we were going to track this person to the end of the Earth. There was no way he was getting away." Bongino, in a 2024 episode of his eponymous podcast, claimed that the pipe bomb was an “inside job” to stop Trump. “This was a setup. I have zero doubt,” he said last year.

Chef's kiss to @ryanjreilly.com and NBC for this sequence of paragraphs in this story about the pipe bomber

www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

Really wasn’t looking forward to finishing my 2025 bingo card with Bird Flu after enduring a bout of Hand, Foot, & Mouth Disease last month, but it would cap off a year of medical insanity for me, including a blown disc at C7-T1.

Jamie Dupree • @jamiedupree X.com With the pardon of Rep. Henry Cuellar D-TX, who had been accused of bribery and corruption, President Trump has now pardoned 12 members of Congress - 10 Republicans and 2 Democrats. (All but Cuellar had been convicted.) Chris Collins R-NY - insider trading Duncan Hunter R-CA - campaign corruption Steve Stockman R-TX - campaign corruption Rick Renzi R-AZ - corruption Robin Hayes R-NC - lying to the FBI Mark Siljander R-MI - obstruction, lying Duke Cunningham R-CA - bribery Michael Grimm R-NY - tax evasion John Rowland R-CT - corruption George Santos R-NY - corruption Rod Blagojevich D-IL - corruption

“It’s a big club and you ain’t in it.”

You also have to account for the type of pickle used. Dill, garlic, hot, or B&B are great compliments, depending on the type of cheese and other toppings. But under no circumstances should a lemon pickle ever be placed beneath the bun of a burger.

Looking forward to the next installment, where an awkward love triangle forms with the new English Lit professor: Oxford.

Nope. Can’t imagine being a fan of the Jets, Mets, and Nets.

Can barely manage to be a Steelers fan after the last few years of increasingly poor choices.

Have no fear. The DCCC will make sure to maintain core previous strategies: avoid supporting any candidate running in a district that is R+2 or higher, since there’s no possible chance of picking up that seat; and only support incumbents, especially those born before Eisenhower’s administration.

Like 😭😭😭😭💕💕
Luv it so much I wanna cry
(Look how floppy it is!!)

The timeless wisdom of Jaya Ballard.

Data centers are going to be competing with agriculture for daily feet acres of water usage soon.

Never expected Google to be the instigator of the first global water wars.

I’m all for AI, but, *actual* AI, not these power-hungry, water-wasting heuristic algorithms and thieving image compilers being hawked as “AI”.

Besides, we won’t be getting anywhere near AGI/ASIs like EDI from Mass Effect or KITT until we’ve cracked quantum computing.

Zillow Removes Climate Risk Scores From Home Listings

Lol, Zillow tried to rate the climate risks facing individual properties. The real estate industry *hated* it, precisely because it worked -- it made selling risky properties more difficult. So they rebelled & Zillow caved.

Don't look up!

House burned down. Lost everything. What’s the first thing to replace?

Clothes? I’ll just stay home naked.
A bed? Bare floor sleeping is great for my back.
A refrigerator? Gotta keep DoorDashers in business.
A ring light? Obviously!

To make common cause with this Administration is to support an affirmatively white supremacist vision of this country. Period.

Every corporation.
Every Republican.
Every influencer.
Every Governor.
Every evangelical leader.
Every voter. Yes. Every voter.

Always amazed by Philadelphia fans that are 101% committed to the Eagles, Phillies, and Sixers… as long as they’re winning, then hang the players and coaches.

Flyers and Union get more loyal fan support, which is great given how little the players get paid compared to the big three for the city.

Still a better dancer than I am. While many people have “rhythm”, I usually struggle just to reach the level of “hm”.

✨✨awkward ‘tistic girly doesn’t know what to do with her hands or body, ever ✨✨
* activates body wiggle *

#teehee #uwu #awkward #wiggle #meow #idk

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This holiday season why not give a lil something to the hotties you jerk to?

Corporations and billionaires don’t need your support,

SWs do!

(Please also don’t forget NSFW artists, erotic/NSFW writers & voice actors are included in this!!!!)

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How Trump’s Transportation Department Is Loosening Safety Rules Meant to Protect the Public ProPublica has identified dozens of instances in which the Trump administration’s DOT has moved to cut, soften or delay safety regulations for cars, trucks, planes, trains and even oil pipelines. Expe...

After a speeding semitruck killed his son, Gary Wilburn and his wife spent decades advocating for mandated speed limiters in trucks.

DOT proposed a rule to do just that.

Then Trump appointees stepped in, killing the proposed regulation.

Chuffed.

You can still see sweet potato along the edge, so, no, not quite enough fluff on top.

At least it was only Sparky who had to suffer through this experiment.

Help yourself to a soupçon. All I ask is that you leave the stitches around the neck undisturbed while my head finishes reattaching itself.

And in the next verse of your holiday song, your furnace will stop working and either the water main outside will burst through the street, or the sewage drain will be clogged and start backing up.

Glad you’re on the mend.

Clothes might hang a little loose for a few weeks.