Robyn

There have been major battles fought with her over the last five years. I have kicked her off my property so many times (she uses it to get to the back of hers, and does not have an easement).

There's a lot. I hate her so much.

Eh, I doubt the city will see it before it melts.

If they won't do anything about her pouring concrete in my yard, they definitely won't care about something that melts.

The building manager next to me is shovelling all her snow onto the road and spreading it around...but she's also doing the sidewalk entrance at my corner. If the city tries to blame me I have zero proof she's doing this.

Dangit the irritating guy on the ATV just plowed the sidewalks on my corner lot (one side is 7' wide).

Now I can't be mad at him

Welp my other fave pro Montreal hockey team is also beating a Toronto team today so it's been a good weekend

I was dying when he said it. But we just knew we were it for each other. Apparently that's actually a thing.

Yes he gave me a pebble. It got lost in the last move though. I need a new marriage pebble.

Rock Ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) The rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) is a medium-sized gamebird in the grouse family. It is known simply as the ptarmigan in the UK and in Canada, where it is the official bird for the territory of Nunav...

In the scientific name, 'Lagopus' means "rabbit footed" for their feathered legs, and 'muta' refers to the guttural call.

They're found globally across the Arctic regions: popular game birds in Nunavut, Japan & Iceland.

The red crest is a compromise between "you can't see me" & "looking fabulous."

But he had more to say "you know what, you're a penguin"
"...ok why am I a penguin?"
"Because penguins mate FOR LIFE"
"Oh...are you a penguin too, then?"
"OF COURSE 😄😄😄😄"

It was March 17/18 2013.

He's called me Penguin ever since.

Mostly it's when we're cozy: "you're my penguin"

So we celebrate two anniversaries, but we also have Penguin Day: he went to a show, got dropped on his head while crowd-surfing, then called me at 2am drunk and concussed to tell me he had to defend his cheeseburgers from knife-wielding Mexicans. Turned out not to be true.

We were best friends pretty much immediately. It was crazy. We are lunatics together and every day is a comedic adventure.

On January 28 2013 we were messaging online and he gave me an ultimatum: be a couple or be apart forever.

I drove to his place in tears.

January 28 2020 we got married.

Anyway I went to his place and left the next afternoon.

He made me watch Die Hard and I made so much fun of it he laughed and yelled at me through the whole thing and couldn't watch it again till a couple years ago.

We saw each other multiple times every week after that.

Our first meet in person was me rolling down my passenger window and yelling "hey I'm here, I was just checking if you were a weirdo!"

He is a weirdo, but in the way I like.

We went to Fat Bastard and ate burritos in the park. It was like 10.30 by that time.

I messaged him first and he thought I was a bot. I told him I wanted to meet up and we found out our schedules did not work at all.
But we really hit it off. It was a couple weeks before we actually got a date. I worked till 9pm on a Friday and drove downtown afterward.

STORY TIME: HOW I MET MY HUSBAND

We met online. On a dating site. Apps weren't a thing I was doing.
At face value, his profile showed a young rude brash smoker and nothing I would have wanted to deal with. But I looked deeper and saw the comedy in it.
His whole profile was a joke.

It's the autism. Actual nightmares of not having your feelings acknowledged and validated. WE HAVE FEELINGS, we just are weirder about them

Oh my god I had a dream a couple months ago where no one was listening to me and I woke up SO MAD

Brain, do not do this

I HATE STRESSFUL DREAMS LOL

🥰😍 we're not fake! Canadian best friends really exist!

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Our first date, we got burritos and ate them in Trinity Bellwoods. We have had burritos every year for this anniversary. Today is 13th.

🤣🤣🤣 we laughed for days when he did it. I just took this closeup cause I think this particular section isn't getting enough love

My husband is happy to hear his hot chocolate irl expanddongs are doing well on Bluesky.

Once again I urge you to follow him on Instagram for comedic music and shameless behaviour.

He's actually a very talented guitarist and we do have collabs (DKC covers).

www.instagram.com/theironmiller

This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir

Omg the art! This is how I found out this exists 😩

I was in my office one day a couple months ago and stumbled backwards cause I thought she was behind me about to be stepped on but there was nothing there.

The remaining cat has finally started coming into my office and that's been hard cause that was Cleo's domain for a couple years.

Husband thought the other cat was her last night for a split second and he was so upset after he realised 😭

When he told me what happened I was then also upset. Those quick moments when we forget she's gone are the worst.

butt lube

“Don’t touch it, honey … it’s just a face in the crowd.”

“Don’t touch it, honey … it’s just a face in the crowd.”

This was posted there! But his acct has since been banned for upvoting a post advocating violence against POTUSA.

You know what the real solution would be? CHANGE THE LOCK and then everyone can deal with the fallout.

Oh my god I hate frustrating dreams. So I pulled myself out of it and did not go back to sleep.

I am refusing to go back to sleep because of a very frustrating dream.

A realtor gave our basement door key to prospective renters. I spent the next HOURS screaming about how my basement is not for rent and that I own the house.
People kept giving me solutions and I was getting so mad.