Josh Hughes

They should have let me speak to the generals, I'd have come sober and told them they're all doing a great job and should be proud of themselves ❤️

*pretending I've seen Mad Max: Fury Road to relate to someone*

I LOVE the part where they're driving through the desert

Vote blue no matter who unless there are two independent candidates (one of whom is a sex pest and disgraced former governor who lost the Dem primary, and one who dropped out of the primary and is Donald Trump's pet mayor).

Don't tell me it's a "big tent" as if it wasn't ideological the whole time.

"Think of all the crazy people Zohran will put in charge of the city!"

-the people who put a guy in charge of the Department of Defense whose hands shake if he hasn't had two old fashioneds before 11am

I love moving everyone to bcc for no reason. Just to stir the pot.

When I hear Ezra Klein curse it makes me want to never curse again. That man can make literally anything corny

Not fair that only the bride gets entrance music. I'm walking down the aisle to Fein no matter what she chooses

If you're still talking about how we can win over white moderates and disaffected Republicans, you haven't just lost the path, you are hopelessly wandering in the wilderness and idk that anything can bring you back.

Hey y'all in case you didn't notice, they are rounding people up based on their ethnicity and sending them to a concentration camp where their heads are shaved and they are warehoused together like livestock, just in case you were wondering what stage this is at.

DOGE but they just sneak into government offices and change the dates on notary stamps

Can't wait to see how the Democrats masterfully fail to leverage the Hegseth group chat scandal. Gonna be some "While we acknowledge the tremendous scale of this failure, the American people deserve stability, which is why I'm not calling for resignations..." type shi lmao

This is obviously an epic failure on the part of our national security apparatus and demonstrates how unprepared and unprofessional the people administering it are.

But it's also really funny

If Trump gets rid of the DOE, the chances of Democrats trying to bring it back at probably any point in my lifetime are near zero.

50% of me wants to leave this country before the inevitable and the other 50% doesn't want to be a victim of this country's foreign policy.

In 2025 we simply must stop listening to Nate Silver's goofy ass. Dude was never a ball player and we've allowed his professional guesswork and terrible takes to inform too many political operators.

Elon Musk is like if the feeling of getting ketchup on your hands was a guy

I feel like there should be an exception to the "You have to be in NYC for ten years before you're a New Yorker" if you get shit on by a pigeon

The worms are just sliding across the control board now, hitting every button simultaneously

Y'all think J Cole got survivors guilt?

"Say no to hate"

-Tom Brady, notably hateful person

New York and the South aren't so different in some ways. We both like bacon, egg, and cheese for breakfast except down there we order it in a biscuit and up here we order it on a roll and also have civil rights laws

I've never seen a picture of Sierra Ferrel, I'm just assuming she looks like this

NEW: Archived tweets for Gavin Kriger, Musk's 20-something DOGE employee wreaking havoc inside USAID, shows that Kriger has retweeted multiple neo-Nazis including Nick Fuentes, leader of the so-called Groyper movement, and another popular explicit Nazi account recently unmasked by @travisbrown.dev

I'm convinced that no matter what happens, Trump supporters will just fool themselves into thinking this all part of some 3D chess strategy to defeat the billionaires who keep him as their pet president

Talked to a guy last night who said Marco Rubio is no longer a hawk because he was inspired by how smart Trump was.

Meanwhile we are openly discussing the invasion/occupation of four separate nations, including yesterday's press conference which is explicitly arguing for ethnic cleansing.

"That all changed when the fire nation was democratically elected"

Don't even wanna organize yalls asses anymore. Just freeze me in an iceberg with a giant buffalo like the Avatar until y'all get some damn sense

"But will the price of eggs..."

Bro fuck the price of eggs, you need to be looking into the price of chickens because you're not gonna have eggs otherwise at the rate we're going

I'm gonna bet Fetterman switches parties before his second term is up