Maggie 🩷💎✨

OOP *screenshots this to discuss with my therapist*

a rooster standing in front of the door to a KFC restaurant, it looks pissed

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

Morning. Song,,🐦🐦

A very displeased llama saying “no touchy”

This is my favorite sign so far

The Joker meets The Penguin

🃏 🐧

I love pigeons.
Especially because they walk like this.

no guilty pleasures in 2025, only pleasures

ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.

Remember this day.

The last full day with a Democratic President.

We don’t know when or if we’ll ever live another day like this. 🥺

No matter where you fall on the TikTok ban, the President undoing by “executive order” a law passed by Congress and upheld unanimously by the Supreme Court is an unconstitutional abuse of power.

Please remember to wipe down the void when you’re done screaming into it there are other people at this gym too

a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and says diane 11:30 am february 24th ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and says diane 11:30 am february 24th

RIP David Lynch. 🥺🥺

St. John’s Genital Wort

Heading into the weekend.

I can’t love this more.

Happy New Year

raw-dogging a vacuum tube of unbaked crescent rolls would fix me

I would love to see a bunch of musical artists and celebrities put on a nationally televised tribute concert for Pres. Jimmy Carter on inauguration day with all proceeds going to Habitat for Humanity.

“i am running into a new year” by Lucille Clifton i am running into a new year and the old years blow back like a wind that i catch in my hair like strong fingers like all my old promises and it will be hard to let go of what i said to myself about myself when i was sixteen and twenty-six and thirty-six even thirty-six but i am running into a new year and i beg what i love and i leave to forgive me

Lucille Clifton, always.

The fact that I use one of these is even funnier. 😂😂😂

Just a reminder that your local library has more than books! Many also have dvds, cds, video games, game systems, internet hot spots, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, park passes, museum passes, and so much more! Maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚

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Cold: Day 3. SpongeBob has been my saving grace. Lol

Tweet by user with handle @ALadyNamedKatie reads, "I’m at an age where I really appreciate a nice extension cord.”

And I could always use more.

It’s really nice when you recognize the power within yourself with a situation that triggers a former trauma response, but you choose to face it head on and say, “This way of responding has no place here anymore.” #mentalhealth #healing #growth

If any Disney execs are reading this, call me. I've got an idea for another Star Wars spin off. It's called Paul Darth, Maul Cop.

Give your true love a partridge, she’ll eat for a day, give her a pear tree she’ll eat for a lifetime, give her a partridge in a pear tree she’ll write a song and we’ll never stop hearing about it

Kitty stack 🥞