Mary, a tragedy in 97 acts

Case: 1:25-cr-00693 Document #: 1 Filed: 10/23/25 Page 1 of 11 PagelD #:17 FILED 10/23/2025 UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT NORTHERN DISTRICT OF ILLINOIS EASTERN DIVISION CLERK, OM.&TRUT&OURT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 1:25-cr-00693 Judge April M. Perry v. Case No. Magistrate Judge Heather K. McShain RANDOM / Cat. 3 MICHAEL RABBITT, Violations: Title 18, United States KATHERINE MARIE ABUGHAZALEH, Code, Sections 111(a)(1), 372 and 2 ANDRE MARTIN, CATHERINE SHARP, BRIAN STRAW, and UNDER SEAL JOSELYN WALSH COUNT ONE The SPECIAL JUNE 2024 GRAND JURY charges:

BREAKING: Six people, including congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh, have been indicted on charges of "Assaulting, resisting, or impeding certain officers or employees" and "Conspiracy to impede or injure officer," in connection w ICE protests at the Broadview ICE facility outside Chicago.

chotiner: u always order "...and fries for the table"

me: sometimes people's meals do not come with fries

chotiner: does your meal always come with fries

me: ...yes

chotiner: is there anyone else at the table

me:

chotiner: we can revisit this later

Cinemark to Add 70mm Imax Screens Ahead of Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ Cinemark will add a number of Imax screens ahead of the release of Christopher Nolan's "The Odyssey."

If there is a just God, She will deliver one of these screens for Cleveland Ohio variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Trey Yesavage fast facts:

- the Iraq War has been going on for his entire life
- Michael Jordan has been retired his entire life
- LeBron James has been in the NBA his entire life
- he just went 1-2-3 and struck out the greatest baseball player of all time to begin Game 1 of the World Series

The Blyxie content tonight is delicious #911Nashville

I might be the only one but I am having a ball in this bitch #911OnABC #911Nashville

And altered the trajectory of my life

The pumpkin spice latte from phoenix coffee: 👍👍

They should make more baseball players like Josh Naylor, a compact cluster of haunches and beef who is one of the best base-stealers in baseball despite running like an English bulldog with rabies

Screenshot of a tweet: HK @HaileyKilgore Umm guys... What does Yuri mean???????????

Honey you’ve got a big storm coming
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No one can stop me from shipping Blythe and Dixie #911Nashville

Buck talking outside of the engine while Eddie sits by the fire engine window, looking on with a smile

“He said no pickles!” #911OnABC

They got them spinning on a county fair ride in space 😩 #911OnABC

Portugal, The Man

its really unfortunate the "accidentally became important at work" tweet is the realest shit of all time

Passan: Jorge Polanco has the Mariners on the way to a Hollywood ending Harry Potter, Iceman ... or George Bonds? Whatever you call him, Jorge Polanco has the Mariners rolling.

Everything comes back to Tom Cruise in the end 🧘‍♀️ www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

Diane Keaton?!?! Oh my god

The Morning Show has to be the most deranged show purely for the fact that it has a minute and a half opening theme at the top of every episode

YouTube video by amc+ Extended First Look at The Vampire Lestat ft. Sam Reid | Premieres 2026 | AMC+

I need to be sedated #TVL youtu.be/dr0q5FHUO1E

An image of a Giants player back flipping with the text He’s genuinely an idiot. GUNNER OLSZEWSKI on Cam Skattebo

All-time social media graphic from ESPN

And it’s just literally Every Website now

I get so pissed off trying to read articles about 9-1-1 on these websites because they have so many ads they drain my battery and the page crashes because of all of the ads 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

When you’re the fire captain and you run into the son you recently found out about while responding to a call and he’s saved the life of a bachelorette with stripper oil and his stripper suspenders acting as a tourniquet #911Nashville

Gordon Ramsey saying “delicious Finally, some good fucking food”

#911OnABC

Ok Sue with the whale habitat facts #911OnABC

God I love this stupid fucking show #911OnABC

got a nice email from someone in austria asking me to rotate a Leberkässemmel, an austere meatloaf and mustard sandwich on kaiser roll i was previously unfamiliar with. i figured what the hell, let's rotate it and rotate it fast

Listening to Atmosphere by Taylor Jenkins Reid to prepare myself for the #911OnABC opening emergency

everyone needs to simmer down