Strengthening and Unleashing America's Law Enforcement to Pursue Criminals and Protect Innocent Citizens By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered:Section 1.  Purpose and

It's a distraction from this

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Anyway I just sent a fax to my senator.

faxzero.com/fax_senate.php

I know right! Who has 2 parents let alone ones that listen when you're upset

What do you do when you don't feel queer enough, and don't feel straight enough for the world you've landed yourself in?

PRO TIP: FILL THE PIÑATA WITH KETCHUP AND YOU NEVER HAVE TO HOST A CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AGAIN.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

Correct

Don't let your dreams be dreams, babe. Push *someone else* into traffic on this fine ass Friday

We currently do NOT have a fully functioning democracy.

I've been having unhinged rants in the cereal aisle ever since they took maple flavored Cheerios off the shelves near me. Bastards.

I'm sure your boob sweat misses you too

Look. I don't know what to tell you. I said it would be a shit show.

Copyright @wendyenthomas - cross stitch saying “This too shall pass but like holy fuck”

Mood.

Cross-stitch embroidery by @wendyenthomas.bsky.social

Every time I see a person in yoga pants it makes my day a little brighter

Brussels via google street view.

Same spot photographed by me in 2022 after pedestrianization was completed.

Cities aren’t crowded. They’re just full of cars.

This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸

[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]

🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob

Followed!

we need to make sure THIS is the only legacy he leaves behind.

Post by Charlotte Clymer: Every transphobic argument can basically be boiled down to: "I actually don't know the science at all or have a good argument here, but trans people challenge my long held view of the world and it's very uncomfortable and everyone should be expected to move around my discomfort."

This…this is it. In a nutshell, yes.

BROKE MY LEG IN TWO PLACES

THIS IS A SKI RESORT

LACERATION
ITS BLEEDING

OW OW FUCK I BROKE MY LEG SKIING

despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible