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Trent Portal pulls a card from Mark Hoagies’ mouth

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He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

Just gonna keep tapping the sign*

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There will come a time when the MAGA regime will fall, and all the ghoulish sycophants who participated in the crimes of this regime will be held to justice. When that time comes, I hope all of the money Trump grifted off the presidency will be given to the families victimized of ICE

Undocumented immigrants aren’t destroying the county, MAGA is.

If our Founding Fathers were alive today, Trump would be bashing them on Truth Social and sicking Kash Patel on them.

Crazy to watch half of America celebrate the fall of America

The problem is that Democrats are grilled chicken and vegetables, not sexy, but good for you and your long term health. Republicans are nicotine twinkies, rage-infused vodka/Mountain Dew and Doritos laced with measles

Hey Justinboy - appreciate your interest in the show. I’m not sure what information I’m allowed to share, but I’ll ask production.

Trump is Vigo the Carpathian and MAGA is the river of slime.

Thank you Lord, that in these trying times, as the country I love burns to the ground, that I have the Philadelphia Eagles. 🙏 #philadelphiaeagles #eagles

Every year on Charlie Kirk Day, after eating our communion McDoubles to remember Trump’s sacrifice, each child recites a pre-screened liberal talking point from the Tome of Satan, which the Patriarch condescendingly gish gallops over. We then eat cake and laugh at videos of ICE raids.

I didn’t realize Charlie Kirk was such a good guy until the government forced me to

Everything they say about Democrats is a projection, starting with the deep state pedophile coverups

They should do another season of Handmaid’s Tale where June ends up in Trump’s America and tries to escape back to Gilead

Turns out the actual zombie apocalypse is way more insufferable than portrayed in the movies

The willing self-destruction of Zombie America has convinced me that AI overlords can’t come soon enough

Sorry I was late to your wedding, my flight was canceled because my pilot posted a Charlie Kirk quote verbatim in the comments of an Instagram Reel.

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

Wish I realized how good we had it when it was Obama vs Romney

A Tale of Two Jalens #eagles

The episode order isn’t set in stone but one episode of the first four is called “Golden Beans”

#eagles defense

#eagles Offense

Hey JustinBoy! I’m not sure what info I’m allowed to share!

Maybe the #Eagles should have gone to the banner ceremony.