Ghost Squid

Was going to make a post teasing The Boyfriend, but unfortunately it has only been two(2) days and I do already genuinely miss him, which is more embarrassing than him under-seasoning his cooking 😞

Got so excited to watch Legend of Hei which has SO many things I love (great animation, cool magic, hot dudes in pretty outfits doing cool bullshit magic, etc) that I didn't realize it had something The Boyfriend would have loved to see too 😔 (cute little baby kitty cat)

(Meanwhile the Live Squid Reaction was: .... Do you not love me enough to get me the 99c bottle of tea you know I love???? Sad!)

(Brain did a whoops and I asked for the right flavor tea from the wrong brand and watched him panic as he tried to solve the [accidentally] unsolvable puzzle)

Love giving The Boyfriend an Impossible Quest so he has something enriching to gnaw on

Moving will make you so crazy you think "my mother packed these glasses to psychologically torment me" and believe yourself for 30 full seconds

I accidentally called the spare toothbrushes "free use" instead of "fair game" when telling The Boyfriend it was fine that he claimed one. We both sat in silence for a minute as that marinated in the air between us.

Blue Prince is fun, but trying to do a "quick run" and saying "I don't need my notebooks" is a way to INSTANTLY summon a cipher that you Need To Write In Your Notebook

Trying so hard to convince these dogs that they don't have to protect me from the cicadas bumping into the windows. Have had very little success, they are convinced my naivety is going to lead to a TPK

🫰 Bumping it up the reading list

The Boyfriend and I made homemade pizza together (I made dough and he made vodka sauce,) and it worked so well and was so stupidly simple that I've gone mad with power. The world(of pizza) is our oyster and baby, I'm ready to shuck

"no sex scenes unless it serves the plot" the plot is I want to see them fuck nasty and that's actually legal

(Fantastic writing decision, I'm tearing my hair out though)

"Everyone seems like they care about [character who keeps getting murdered] but they're also Suspicious, which could mean nothing?" Girl, we are trying to prevent your boy's 11th murder, can you maybe try networking a little bit??? To get some outside perspective at least?????

I always profess my love for unreliable narrators, but narrators who don't know Jack about Shit stress me out.

(They had a cat activity tree at Aldi... it's got a little cactus on it... I am but a weak mortal... what do you want from me....)

No, I don't "spoil" my cat, because that implies there is anything on this earth that he hasn't already earned

(grabbing romance authors by the collar) are you going to give him a tragic backstory or are you actually going to make him work toward being a better person. because the tragic backstory to absolve him of sin seems to denote you want to accomplish that. but you're not accomplishing it yet.

Hey Hi Hello, knocking down your door to find out Which One

An illustration I did on a cat being a cat version of Eadweard Muybridge: Animal Locomotion: An Electro-Photographic Investigation of Consecutive Phases of Animal Movement 1872-1885

Eadweard Muybridge: Animal Locomotion: An Electro-Photographic Investigation of Consecutive Phases of Animal Movement 1872-1885

I don't like that we're calling things that aren't AI generated slop now. I think it should connote a specific kind of disdain

Think there should be some sort of punishment for straight up lying in Ao3 tags. I'm thinking a "woodchips inexplicably stuck inside your socks when you're somewhere you can't take your shoes off" sort of curse

"You're supposed to play video games because they're fun???" 🫵Liar, you are a Liar who is Lying to me

Sometimes I wish I was a (non-famous but middlingly popular) Streamer so I could have random outside motivation to play video games

Okay so far the French name for "Murderbot" (Assasynth) is by far the best

romance heroines love to see their love interest for the first time and be like "never before had I seen such a cruel, uncaring countenance" girl you are going to be gasping for it in 250 pages. as soon as he processes his trauma from the Crimean War its over for you

'Scotch-free'? 'Scott free'??

The one you want to use is 'scot-free.'

‘Scot’ is an old word for “tax.”

So, ‘scot-free’ literally means “exempt from tax.”

It’s since been broadened to mean “completely free from obligation, harm, or penalty.”

Current hyperfixation is Kpop Demon Hunters and I hope everyone in my life is prepared for this to be in the permanent Yap Rotation

I love when characters are given power they solidly are Not Prepared to handle. Someone could probably do something crazy with this, but not this guy!! World-saving gizmo is just a stress-inducing paperweight to them 💖

just people going about their days, wanting all the stupid shit people want, buying groceries, trying not to get their tote bags caught on door handles, hoping for a particular text when they check their phones. just people and their stupid stubborn little lives. fuck this into hell