Hand to God if we go 35-40-7 this season and miss the playoffs by a long shot I will still enjoy watching Leafs hockey infinitely more with this fucker off the team.

What an unreal pass this was by Matthew Knies. 🤭

America has the most corrupt political system in the Western world.

Holy fuck I can’t believe how much easier it is for me to root for this team now, even with holes in our top 6. Not even I could have predicted this.

Leafs now have their top 4 playoff goal scorers of the last 2 seasons under contract.

It’s fucking insane that in 2025, the Ontario govt has to buy ad time to reassure folks the Measles vaccine is safe. It was approved in Canada in 1963. Anti-vaxxers should be seen as bigger threats to public safety than drunk drivers. At least they don’t pressure their families to also drive drunk.

Male friendship is very funny because you'll walk into a bar and say "hey there's the biggest piece of shit on earth!" and that person is someone you would take a bullet for.

It's amazing that JT will go down as a beloved Leaf and Mitch as one of the most hated despite JT earning more money and getting fewer points in their Leafs tenures

And the response is completely deserved.

Image uploaded from tweet

🚨🔴⚪️ Álex Baena to Atlético Madrid, here we go! Agreement in place with Villarreal. Transfer fee will be €45m plus €5m add-ons. Details being sorted then medical as @medinamarca reported. Baena already said yes to Atlético weeks ago. Ruggeri, Cardoso, Baena. ✅3️⃣

Thank god the league continues to put in these salary safeguards to mitigate any possible advantage Toronto may have. We do so much fucking winning here that I’m glad to help other teams get a fair shot. The fact that we keep a quarter of the league’s lights on shouldn’t get us special treatment.

Denis Villeneuve is set to direct the next James Bond film.

Robert Pattinson will film #Dune3 and #TheBatman2 back to back 🎬

(via Puck News)

Talk about Marchand’s playoff run all you want, I’m just glad my team gave up a little more to get Scott Laughton instead.

if this really is the end with Mitch Marner in Toronto, i just want to say: whatever. i don't care anymore

AOC: "the girls are fighting aren't they".

🤣

I was asked to narrate a video based on my 2023 piece on why Canadian teams never win the Cup.

I do not love the thumbnail they picked!

(But the rest of it is very good. Especially the alien cameo.)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMg9...

hOw dO yOU rePLacE a fORwaRD LIke mARneR ?!

Trudeau had his flaws but this was a concrete thing that made life a lot better and he got weirdly little credit for it

Every "The Core Four/Shanaplan era is over" story I see is making my blood oil because this became true after the 2021 playoffs and we could very well be watching an entirely different team by now.

I'm thinking the Leafs should hire Kyle Dubas away from Fenway Sports Group to be the President of the Toronto Maple Leafs

Anyway, this definitely looks like a team that is addressing its years-held playoff offence problem. Surely they don't double down on trying to win 0 to -1 again

karl havoc wearing a leafs jersey hastily shopped as an expression of grief

Yanno what would have fixed the Leafs?

Trading Marner for Rantanen.

See hockey fans.... This is the passion that unites us all.

The unending pain and heartbreak of embarrassing failure on the biggest stages.

Constantly and endlessly.

Life is just endless suffering - Buddha was a Leafs fan obviously.

That’s it. It’s over.

The Shanaplan. The Core 4.

An era wasted.

There are those who think a Leafs playoff game is an event to share with company..like a birthday or some shit. Then there are those of us who want to fucking bludgeon somebody to death if they even fucking hear you crunch a potato chip or clear your throat within 50 feet of us during intermission.