Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport) I like the way the Scottish are greeting Trump. If only The NY Times would adopt this bluntness

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Jack Hopkins (@thejackhopkins) This is, without question…my favorite post from 2025:

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Krassenstein on Substack BREAKING: Jasmine Crockett: “Instead of the president cosplaying as the pope, he may want to cosplay as the president of the United States”

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I want a president who is tougher on Putin than he is on Harvard.

JZ 🩵 on Substack 👏🏼✊🏼🫶🏼

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He tariffed territories entirely inhabited by penguins.

That’s all you need to know about how well thought out his plans are.

An American's Bold Letter to Donald Trump. You'll want to read this.

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JoJoFromJerz on Substack According to MAGA, if you hit a car with a baseball bat because you don’t like the company’s owner you’re a “terrorist”, but if you hit a Capitol police officer with a baseball bat because you don’t l...

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The message from the White House today is that the billionaires are coming for social security.

Just like we warned.

Someone tell the South African that’s our fucking money.

Pam Bondi saying the days of criminals facing no consequences are over whilst working for a 34 time felon who faced no consequences is a bit on the nose.

Patri Lawson on Substack This man has never... Felt awe in a forest. Laughed at himself, Read a book for fun, Worried about making ends meet, Volunteered his time, Asked for help, Stood up for a vulnerable person, Apo...

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JoJoFromJerz on Substack Weird huh?

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Knew I’d seen it before…

Dean Obeidallah on Substack Tara Setmayer--the co-founder of the Seneca Project- talks to me about the "Slave master vibes" given off by GOP ejecting Rep Al Green from Trump speech. https://youtu.be/MhyD9MOEC5E

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Yup.

Beto O'Rourke on Substack JD/Trump are thugs. And this ambush of Zelensky at the White House will do deep damage to Ukraine, to our allies and to the U.S. Openly ridiculing and demeaning a man who has kept his country alive ...

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Trump to Zelenskyy: "This will make it very hard to do business with you."

Me: THIS ISN'T BUSINESS, YOU FUCKNUT. It's foreign relations. National security. THE BOTTOM LINE IS NOT MONEY.

And even if it were, you'd just fuck it up. EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES DIES #ETTD

What Trump/Vance did today by attacking Zelensky using Putin's talking points would be like in 1940 FDR openly mocking Winston Churchill using Hitler's talking points as the Nazis bombed London. This was TREASONOUS!

Trump and Vance yell and trash talk Zelensky while sucking Putin’s dick. That’s where we are at. A century of global leadership vaporized in a month.

That was a disgrace!! America should be so embarrassed!!!
Slava Ukraini

Yep!

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Trump’s Micro Stick is Embarrassing…And Dangerous His small stick behavior is a stain on America

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I read Macron used chump’s little stick energy and a photo op to trick him to come to France where Zelensky was. The true goal was for Zelensky to meet with chump, not for Macron to bow to chump.

So let me get this right, people pay for Social Security their entire lives through payroll taxes only for a South African billionaire immigrant to come along and tell those American citizens they aren't allowed to receive money from a system they paid into because he wants to be taxed less?

“When the rich rob the poor, it’s called business. When the poor fights back, it’s called violence.” Mark Twain….