Steph Walsh

I miss you. And I hate you for making me miss you. You should have just let me hate you from the beginning if you planned to do this to me

My AirPods appear to be dead and I didn’t bring a portable charger with me to work. 😭😑

But like. Seriously fuck you. You selfish narcissistic asshole. And my stupid inexperienced low self esteem ass who fell for your likely closeted ass. Fuck you. Fucker.

You would be proud of me. I had 6 drinks total since 9:30. Oh and a shot. I’m gonna bounce after I drink water. Good job. I hate that bars trigger me bc of you. Fuck you.

I need more money to fund all the things I want to do. Or a sugar daddy.

Sad.

Don’t love the AI texting me to finish setting up an account.

Sometimes I laugh bc a man told me I was the closest thing he felt he could have to a soulmate and then like 2 months later completely shut me out of his life and told anyone who asked about me that I was crazy. 👍🏻👍🏻

Jesus. Thank god for Soto. Wow that was a rough inning.

Genuinely do not understand how there is an audience for watching people eat their food. I would never record myself eating.

I don’t even remember what Clark Kent from the liquor store looked like. I remember thinking he was cute. And realizing he was not into me. But that’s all I got

That shot they just showed of Conine he looked just like his daddy

$60 lotto for a show with no stars is wild.

PETE ALONSO!!!!!

Ba bam.

The Venmo link on your birthday doesn’t work. FYI.

Does it mean anything when a single hetero guy that you know likes a selfie on Instagram or does it only matter when you’re a child and not when you’re a grown ass adult?

I have to remember not to try to make show plans this month bc 6:30 end work time and they don’t really do 8pm anymore. 😒

I take back all the shit I was talking on my birthday. I’m sorry I love you Pete!

PETE ALONSO!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Carrey is under 40 in Bruce almighty. But he’ll always be older than me idc.

The thing bothering me most about this entire convo is everyone’s saying “the dude from…” and not saying names. Lol

Very very good

PETE ALONSO!!!!!

I love Tituss Burgess.

PETE ALONSO!

a stuffed animal is sitting at a table with a birthday cake and candles . ALT: a stuffed animal is sitting at a table with a birthday cake and candles .

Birthday