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Ivan Hahn

@ivanhahn.bsky.social

Professional homosexual

36 Followers  |  44 Following  |  454 Posts  |  Joined: 06.09.2023  |  1.6871

Latest posts by ivanhahn.bsky.social on Bluesky

It should be a crime when Taco Bell forgets to give you ANY sauce.

30.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I'm haunted by the ghost of past Kit-Kats
YouTube video by The Snack Guy I'm haunted by the ghost of past Kit-Kats

Kit Kats are haunting my life. So I ate them and reviewed them. Happy Halloween
youtu.be/F-EEjCIHhMI?...

29.10.2025 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not one homosexual

30.10.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Breakfast sandwiches are the only sandwiches that come dry by default. I don't like that.

22.10.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Good Fortune (2025) Official Trailer #2 – Seth Rogen, Aziz Ansari, Keke Palmer, Keanu Reeves
YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies Good Fortune (2025) Official Trailer #2 – Seth Rogen, Aziz Ansari, Keke Palmer, Keanu Reeves

Movie of the night: Good Fortune.
youtu.be/SAMkXY2Ja80?...

20.10.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So many choices for reading materials at the dentist today.

16.10.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Death Becomes Her (1992) Official Trailer - Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn Movie HD
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers Death Becomes Her (1992) Official Trailer - Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn Movie HD

Tonight's movie: Death Becomes Her, such a great movie. It looks amazing and has a great cast.

youtu.be/NFXQQ2uAeHM?...

13.10.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just two gays in a corn field.

13.10.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any news story that starts with "Chaos broke out at Florida Golden Coral" has to be good.

11.10.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I met a deer friend

#naturephotography #deer #animals #nature

11.10.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Storm Troopers hitting the ground

11.10.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It really was One Battle After Another

08.10.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My backshots sound like bongos!

05.10.2025 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Burger Daddy

05.10.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm the mayor of Flavortown and you better not forget it!

05.10.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
CHILD'S PLAY (1988) | Official Trailer | MGM
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios CHILD'S PLAY (1988) | Official Trailer | MGM

Movie of the night: Child's Play - 1988
This movie looks way better than it should have. The cinematography was oddly amazing.
youtu.be/qDbMsaJjp3c?...

02.10.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want this.

02.10.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have they ever released this in theaters as one movie?

02.10.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Jane Goodall got to meet her a couple of times, such a nice lady.

02.10.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huh...thought they hated Pfizer for forcing a vaccine.

01.10.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fat32 or ntfs?

01.10.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just flip the switch... Not that hard to turn lights on.

01.10.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who gets the AMC in the break-up?

01.10.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeopardy and wheel of Fortune are really the biggest dinner time TV shows in the market.

30.09.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being 36 is saying this "huh, this is good lettuce".

29.09.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many editors will have to look at it first...

23.09.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who caved in? ABC or Jimmy?

23.09.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think Trump's mother took a whole bottle of Tylenol every day she was pregnant

23.09.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Second shoulder surgery/procedure done! Now it's just painful healing time.

19.09.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only reason they want to know what's between your legs is they want to know if they want to fuck you or kill you.

14.09.2025 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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