Meriah Lysistrata Crawford

For the rest of eternity, anyone who hires someone with DOGE on their resume is a traitor.

I'm more of a shell person.

Will there be a recording, by any chance? This sounds wonderful and fascinating.

Thank you for your service.

So, whatever happened with Kim Kardashian and law school? Did she pass the bar? Why haven't there been updates recently?

I was complaining the other day about how dull a name Milky Way is for a whole, stunning galaxy. Who can I talk to about getting a name change? She deserves something better.

How is anyone this stupid?

Thought I might have been hacked but no... Apparently Facebook is down. Tragic! Or whatever.

I've been struggling with a work problem for days now, trying to come up with a solution or figure out who to talk to about it. Tonight, I took a shower, pondered, and the solution came to me. So, if you've been wondering what the point is even of showering, there you go.

Thoughts and prayers.

You spoke to people? I'm so sorry. *Hugs*

Time to think about doing some kegels.

Weaponizing monkey bread is wrong.

Thanks, Marie Callendar!

First you have to tap the microphone...

No thank you.

I'm sold!

This will definitely work. You should start a movement.

Doing something is better than doing nothing.

Pay your writers, loser.

4. The blackberry hold must be a generation thing?

Sounds like my workplace.

I tried to unsubscribe from a Twitter notification email this morning. The screen flashed and took me back to the email. They can't even keep their basic links working! Twitter is on fire y'all. Not in a good way.

Holy cow, it's Friday! That's the best! Whoop whoop!

Ok, back to work.

Here's my fluffy orange cat for ya.

Why is the recruiter calling you kiddo?

Does it come with a free check mark or is that extra?

D'Argo wishes you a very drooly day.