Smaug from the 1997 animation of The Hobbit.
24.02.2026 20:24 β π 102 π 35 π¬ 1 π 0@gull.bsky.social
Man I'm just a guy 34 - he/his - fascists and minors begone
Smaug from the 1997 animation of The Hobbit.
24.02.2026 20:24 β π 102 π 35 π¬ 1 π 0Had a blast being a passenger in @trypphazard.bsky.social 's Cruelty Squad stream and losing our minds at the hazards of the suburban catacombs
www.twitch.tv/trypphazard/...
I've been playing Dragon Quest 3 (HD-Remake) and I came to a point where I needed to make a merchant to send off for the main story and I just kind of made a guy called "Fat Chud" thinking this would be of no consequence.
Immediately I'm faced with the consequence of my actions
Night Traffic
23.02.2026 16:47 β π 2904 π 797 π¬ 29 π 5MILF VOICE MILF VOICE
24.02.2026 21:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Guys being Dudes
21.02.2026 03:20 β π 7445 π 1756 π¬ 110 π 231Happy Twin Peaks Day!
Reminder to get yourself a treat. A damn fine cup of coffee, and a slice of cherry pie
Adorable bastard man
23.02.2026 23:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How does he still look exactly the same as he did when 30 Rock premiered TWENTY YEARS AGO
23.02.2026 19:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A picture of a book, featuring a set of 12 yellow cubes on a page, framed inside a blue border. The cubes are arranged in a square pattern that may or may not be possible in the real world. Text above reads 'The Impossible Cubes'. Text below reads 'Can you really arrange a set of cubes in this fashion.' Text at the bottom reads '20', for page 20.
The Impossible Cubes
23.02.2026 16:17 β π 679 π 150 π¬ 17 π 3We're gonna play the game the playstation all day, with metal gear solid to tekken 3. and from omega boost to resident evil just play for the fun cos we got it going on. Tekken 3, metal gear solid resident evil, gran turismo, omega boost, bloody rhoar, x-files, another world come on ridge racer odd world
itβs such a nice feeling when you meet someone who is unfamiliar with eiffel65βs βmy consoleβ and you get to be their enthusiastic βwait you dont knowββ guy. youtu.be/Sy8HOgVW6ts?...
22.02.2026 20:14 β π 76 π 15 π¬ 7 π 1"what's inside the box?"
"poyo"
Waddle you do to celebrate?
23.02.2026 02:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Catching up on Switch games with Kirby and the Forgotten Land and it's a good time so far but every time I see "save the hidden waddle dees", "waddle dees nuts" reflexively jumps out of my mouth
23.02.2026 01:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0thinking abouit how in korean traditional theater there is a monster called yeongno which eats rich people and if it eats 100 of them it gets to go to heaven (I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well and I can't explain what it looks like, sort of like an anteater) Like can we summon this m quasi-normalcy replies - go little fellow!
I believe in you, little guy
21.02.2026 23:23 β π 3842 π 1320 π¬ 22 π 38Prometheus says βhot takeβ and Greek gods respond βno give that back.β
22.02.2026 07:47 β π 5172 π 1803 π¬ 15 π 10news headline reading: "Residents living in fear after council threaten to kick down doors." however, the phot used shows a man wearing a "no fear" shirt. the additional text on the meme comments: "why bro lying?"
21.02.2026 03:51 β π 141 π 19 π¬ 1 π 0Realized I hadn't mopped since before Christmas and haven't cleaned my counters in even longer, so I went a little cleaning crazy this morning. Time to kick it and do nothing for the rest of the day
22.02.2026 17:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If he had to fit into a classic rpg class it'd be barbarian, right? Gideon and Gull as party frontliners, the brawn and brains of battle, would go so damn hard
22.02.2026 03:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0GRAND DAD
22.02.2026 03:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have only just now noticed Vector's black shoulder orbs. Are those part of his body or what
22.02.2026 01:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Satan's Tepig
22.02.2026 01:21 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Despite how excellent the news may seem, do not get comfortable just yet
One key word to take this away from; "Halted," which means, the Age Verification junk is very much alive and there's a possibility they'll be trying this again
Keep the pressure going, do not let them get away with this
Naked Lunch rocks because someone will tell a story about a guy who could make his anus talk losing control of his body as the anus developed a mind of its own and it's like the sixth weirdest thing that happens
21.02.2026 23:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who up exterminating all rational thought
21.02.2026 22:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A store with a sign that says βADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNSβ
"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.
21.02.2026 17:32 β π 7356 π 2254 π¬ 56 π 114Crazy shit happening at xbox rn
21.02.2026 18:52 β π 6971 π 1745 π¬ 27 π 20Ra's al Dolezal @Senatorlvy β’ 2020-06-02 WILL I SCARE YOU WHEN YOU ARE DOWN TO BUT ONE DAUGHTER?! [photo of a t-shirt with YOU DON'T SCARE ME. I HAVE THREE DAUGHTERS on it photo of a t-shirt with YOU DON'T SCARE ME. I HAVE TWO DAUGHTERS on it]
25.10.2024 13:08 β π 38 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0If a knight can't find a steed, he can just become one!
Can't believe I found the perfect horsification of Gull as an adopt, it's spot-on
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Eeyup
21.02.2026 03:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0