It’s not like the mode takes much effort. Nearly every mode I’ve seen just replaces the spider with an unanimated model. It probably takes away less than an hour of dev time.

One of my students made a soyjack of me wtf

we didn’t start the fire🎶

The reason companies want to put AI in everything even though we actively hate it, is the same reason they were all in on Bitcoin, and crypto, and NFTs, and quantum computing.

It's because these companies can no longer make the line go up selling us products. They've maxed out on that.

Fate/zero but really anything by yuki kaijura

I think the problem is that in many games parrying isn’t intuitive. In a game like metal gear rising or sekiro it’s a mechanic the whole game is based around. Meanwhile in darksouls it’s something you have to try over and over until you get it often dying in the process which can feel pretty bad.

asymmetric multiplayer VR game where you're a lakitu and you have to keep the camera on a mario or else he cant see where hes going

fantasy smut book called how to drain your dragon

The most dangerous game used to be hunting man, but games have come a long way. Now it's probably electrified Yoshi's island.

Man even a fast food job makes you sit through 8 hours of online training before you start working there

I’d argue unless the game has fun traversal options, lacking fast travel often decreases immersion because now I have to end up walking a route I’ve already taken where every quest is cleared and every enemy is dead.

Regardless of quality ep 8 burned through every story hook set up in 7 while neglecting to set up anything for episode 9. say what you will but I feel like having the middle of your trilogy set the finale up for failure isn’t a great move

my first campaign was ten sessions.

In Montana we have a weird hypocrisy where we hate government handouts despite receiving (roughly) 10 times more federal funding than we pay in federal taxes

That isn’t fair, uncharted 4 was by them and it came out like two years ago…..oh god it’s been 9 years!?

modern religion has taken the form of either a fandom or crypto-scam. Sometimes both and you get a political party

modern religion has taken the form of either a fandom or crypto-scam. Sometimes both and you get a political party

Breakfast based alignment chart that works on a spectrum of waffle good to waffle evil

is it just me or is everybody’s social security number 948-22-2471? maybe it’s just me

There are a lot of movies about mutiny and rebellion but they are typically spy movies about going rogue against the government. Hunt for red October also celebrates mutiny but against the Soviet’s in an American film so it only kinda counts

I like when Harrison Ford gets paid a big stinky paycheck because you know exactly where that money is going: comical amounts of weed and a small plane or helicopter that he will crash in a golf course

Many people do not understand game design. Let me explain: game design is when attacking with your primary attack builds stacks of zorp, and your secondary consumes zorp stacks to add additional slow and lifesteal when you plurk

was thinking about the 24 5e rules and a far better nerf to paladin than divine smite being a bonus action would be needing to be concentrating on a spell in order to divine smite. smite needed to be nerfed but bonus action spells were the only real way paladins become different from one another.

playing a gacha game has proved that my addictive personality is easily overpowered by how much of a cheapskate I am

the world's end

i propose the creation of a new basketball position, "the globetrotter." basically point guard but required to engage in hijinks judged by a panel of clowns. teams are required to play the globetrotter 20 minutes per game, and the overall buffoonery score is added to the team's total points.

never understood people who say hiding death saves in dnd makes combat better. Everytime I've seen it done it just leads to the dying player having to quietly sit there instead of being able to play into the drama. Worst case you die and you don't even get fanfare or last words

on the subject of lotr, tom bombadil is an example of an insanely powerful element being introduced that is out of nowhere but works fine within the plot

yeah basically, you can't introduce things that would throw previous events into question...unless that is the intent of course and you have an explanation for such