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me this morning being welcomed into the kingdom of heaven after 32 spiritually barren blasphemous years

mase rant on j prince plays six times a week in my mind

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60+ hours of blended playlists/mashups at mixcloud dot com / dpsnacks

should DJ the way they diggin' through the crates

I love living in the real America (a big city)

I want to text TYLER to 35 555 so Jamster will send me the Tyler, the Creator - RING RING RING ringtone for just 99 cents

Immediately

Why is the industry designed to keep the artist in debt? (Alternatively, why'd they let the terminator win the election?)

Standing outside a NOFX show by myself, @samizayn.bsky.social asked me where the ticket window was, then we high-fived in the pit during The Decline.

just saw someone moonsault off the sound and fury stage during project pat and wanted to say, it should have been me

Only way the ending could have been better is if the Bucks announced their immediate retirement #AllInTexas

Readers choice my ballot: all of the fast and furious movies

This one was pretty tough.

pointed sami zayn toward the will call window at a NOFX show then we danced and high fived in the pit during the decline

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

imprecise words

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perceived sounds 7 hours before a day with any important task

. @dcpierson.bsky.social has been making me laugh since i was in the 7th grade and then today he did it again

walked out on ringo starr and the all starr band halfway through the set (i was 8)

DPW Limit Break 2025 is going stupid nutty

Opened a YouTube video and got an ad to vote for Israel in Eurovision. I don't think I've ever seen a vote for us in Eurovision ad before. Their propaganda system is insane

I am so glad Almighty Thor made it through. I was watching the leaderboard like a hawk all day but fell asleep hard for the critical last few hours. @jakechristie.bsky.social you/we are in for a real treat 😇

There are so many great options of movies to introduce Jake to: Madame Web, Son of the Mask, Asylum's Almighty Thor, the list is endless.

Donate for Almighty Thor. Kevin Nash plays Odin!

I will never call John Cena's finisher the "attitude adjustment"

this is an incredible way to promote the piano album he just dropped

time to get smaller

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captain of the USS Harry S. Truman:

"HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE"

quietly revealing 61 hours of content at 1:30am on easter sunday and never mentioning it again

mp3s mega.nz/folder/tnQFz...