Jake Christie

“It’s not like he’s gonna leave MY program for one with more money”

-Guy who hired Leaves Programs For One With More Money Man

The phrase “playing in our faces” feels inappropriate because they are doing way more than playing!

Threads post from Kerry Washington of a photo of her and Chase Infiniti captioned “Hey Fitz, I found our daughter 😜 😂 #chaseinfiniti @tonygoldwyn”

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social wanted to make sure you saw this

Anti-bullying campaigns worked and are good which is why I am genuinely rankled by people why say stuff like "bullying works" glibly

what if it’s *another* Mr. Show cast member?

It drives me nuts. The whole point of the scene is exactly the opposite of how it was chopped up and used in online discourse! It's almost like sometimes the internet is wrong.

new york democrats shouldn't be let anywhere near power. the ideal democratic leader is a guy who won by 2 percent and actually thinks of the GOP, rather than other Democrats, as the enemy.

I feel bad that a kid was involved, but if you sincerely believe *public schools in Florida* are too woke, you deserve to get scammed

you’re in a politics conversation on BlueSky dot com. I promise there is no risk of anyone thinking everything will be rainbows and sunshine if we just sit back and relax

my least favorite person in this moment is the guy who responds to any confidence or excitement with “Shut up people might get complacent!” as if hopelessness isn’t ten-thousand-times bigger a problem now than complacency

I’m sure he wouldn’t want to deal with the micromanagaing that Amazon might give him, but I’ll never get over how John Carpenter said on multiple occasions that he’d like to make a Dead Space movie and no one has handed him a bag of money

Yes! It’s one thing if your job is to, like, make accurate political predictions, but if you’re just a poster and you’re not approaching everything with “Fuck you, people hate this, and we’re going to win” at this point, you’re a loser.

yeah I caught a whiff of it on TikTok and it pissed me off but also nature is healing so, I just gotta scroll and tell my algorithm I’m not interested lmao

just ask yourself, as a democrat, how you would feel if AOC only managed to win by 5 points in an off-year election under a new democratic president

A good thought experiment is how we would all feel if during the first year of a Dem administration, we were all sweating a D+22 seat and it ended up only like D+5-7

We’d be shitting our collective pants!

I live in Astoria, so I always fly to LGA unless I have no other option, and when that happens, it astounds me how it can take 90+ minutes when I ostensibly live in the same borough lmao

She offends them to their core by suggesting [gasp] that a woman might enjoy sex, too!

also, anyone who makes the “no cultural impact” claim about Avatar has not waited in line to do the Avatar ride at Animal Kingdom lmao

I am envious

@cnbecker14.bsky.social I dunno how you talk about housing all the time on TikTok; I’ve read like five comments telling me that Ackshually landlords purposely don’t rent luxury apartments for Reasons, and I want to jump into the East River

there’s nothing inherently wrong with being a pop culture obsessive—I mean, if there is, I’m going to Super Hell—but it’s important to remember that just because you and all your friends experience pop culture in an all-consuming way, that doesn’t make it the norm!

people think Avatar has “no cultural impact” because they confuse “rabid, ever-present fandom” with actual people experiencing a piece of culture

Leftists think that no leftward progress has been made in the past few decades so they're blind to how APOCALYPTIC the last few decades have been for the right.

This is why leftist analysis of the right fails. They attribute everything to "economic anxiety" instead of bigots seeing their world end.

basically my family’s only codified holiday tradition is watching DIE HARD on Christmas Eve, so the British public can fuck off

And if you’re an absolute sicko, I recommend the Battle version.

He looks like Cate Blanchett in Black Bag

i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life

that OU professor was extremely kind and forgiving with her notes because if I had read an essay that poorly written from a *junior in college,* I would’ve hit them with a

Collinsworth can be annoying, but I do love a “STOP IT!”