Morgue Anne

I need more photos but I don't feel "photo ready" but I should do it anyway (and it's important to document the ever changing moments in life) but if I'm spending time on that I'm not spending time on improving but but but 🙃

I miss the Noc Noc and my friend Trystan. ❤️‍🩹

Cause they're cops and wannabe cops?

I'm gonna say it.

The combo of Taylor Swift new album + The current political climate is making for some amazing Banned Books Week content from local libraries.

I can't post my non ai ghostface photo because the only thing anyone is wearing is the ghostface mask and a condom.

What's your favorite fun fact about bees?

Morgue Anne fridge magnets Y or N?

Masterful Morgue Anne Spills Rendezvous Tea, Urges Support for Displaced Performers — The Evergreen Echo Over the past decade, Morgue Anne has forged a creative home at The Rendezvous, a historic venue in the heart of Belltown, where, until a few weeks ago, you could see everything from live music, to co...

Curious about where to see Burlesque in Seattle and wtf is going in with the Rendezvous? @themorgueanne.bsky.social spills the tea in my latest article @echothearts.bsky.social : theevergreenecho.org/echo/morguea...

Actual conversation I just had.
Me to drag queen: Which is first, "Fuck Me" or "High School Sweetheart"?
Drag Queen: Fuck me First.
Me: Great, scan this QR code to follow show order

😂 I love my life.

Been stepping in as a karaoke host and people keep telling me I'm doing a really good job but this is literally just my Tuesday.

Currently dealing with a pissed touring comedian who doesn't understand that in WA a vertical id isn't one that'll get you in to the bar. Sorry dude take it up with the LCB.

People get SO MAD when I tell them they need to have proper legal id to enter the bar I work at.

Are there states where you get away w just having a photo of your id?

Is casually wearing Grindr merch the new casually wearing Playboy merch? Fashion is cyclical.

I just got so excited that Capitol hill block party is Sat/Sun and thus I don't have to be in the area at all when it's happening 😍

I'm officially dating a doctor.

Ok I had a quick cry about it time to put on my big girl pants and just do it myself.

My therapist was wrong, asking for help and trusting people blows.

Forgot I took a picture of my catcalling victim.

Ok what's the best one of those "do x for gift cards" things? I need like $100 of shit from Lowes.

Not me making the "here kitty" noises at what turned out to be a huge raccoon.

Promo Pic I need to do: me in full goth DJ gear, femboys in bright pink attempting to apply blush to me. Use it to promote when I do pop nights.

Today I got my email inbox from 138 to 33. Please applaud.

My partner got me back by leaving snacks in my office and a cure poster in my carport

I think for Pride I'm going to dress as the embodiment of death, and carry dead roses and a sign that says "Give us Roses while we are still here".

Makeup/Skincare/Beauty Products should be packaged in six months worth if you're using it once a day. Why is everything so huge compared to how much I actually use? Hitting pan is a pipe dream.

My favourite sound when I get into work is the sound of the alarm going off, because it means that I'm the first person here and I get to spend some time absolutely alone in the building.

I just realised I'm booked every Saturday in July! Come see me at Church Cantina (5th), Soulberry Coffee house (12th), Two Bit Saloon (19th), and at the Olympia Goth Picnic (26th).

Nailed it.