Virginia_Native

Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Mine just judges people.

Now that the this shutdown is hitting Republicans hard. They could probably care less if a few million immigrants got some free healthcare.

I’m to old for weekday shows.

Was able to get out and making it up to Richmond tonight. Will be there around 6:30. If anyone has an extra HMU. #goose

The puddle came from MAGA having to stand in the middle of a crowded train without his trusty piece.

I love that there are millions of Americans over the age of forty who can be manipulated like 3rd graders in 1996 by deploying “that’s gay” in euphemism and that’s enough to make them think something is bad bsky.app/profile/atru...

rodney dangerfield

I tell ya I got problems. I bought my wife a medbed and set it to cure all her troubles. When she woke up, it served me with divorce papers.

Go fund me should start a health insurance division.

Transgender and illegals are the buzzwords that are fading fast.

Petty shit, keep it going!

Snowflakes.

Last week, Disney/ABC caved to Trump administration pressure. Millions of Americans helped them find their backbone.

Whether you watch Jimmy Kimmel or not, today's decision is a victory for free speech.

We've reached out to WABC to reschedule the town hall.

It’s about that time!

I’m not sure if I’ve ever hung out with Antifa. What have they been terrorizing lately?

I’ll take things that never happened for $500 Alex.

I think the secret lies within Hunter Biden’s laptop.

I’m not much into conspiracies and at this point I don’t think this would be one. Today’s events fall right in line of Mother Russia’s playbook.

All the magats will now go eat there instead of paying there next car payment to own the libs.

We are living in parody.

I could give to shits what you call them, just keep them out of my fucking neighborhood.

I love how we are all coping with this mess by just assuming death soon.

This has been a brilliant marketing strategy by Cracker Barrel. It’s been at least 5 years since I’ve walked into one, but now that they have a controversial new logo I still won’t go.

Dropped my oldest to start the unenviable task of trying to figure all this shit out for the next 60-80 years. Good luck my sweet princess. I love you so much!

Should be able to pay for it by selling all the fucking gold that is currently in the Whitehouse

My kinda music

The kind where she “accidentally” steps in front of a bus.