Sam Shot the Media Maggot Pies

Good evening, my name is Bari Weiss. Tonight, a lively roundtable discussion on a topic near to me: 'Human Babies: Do Their Lives Matter?' joining me on the distinguished panel are two dingos and the New York Times bestselling author of "The Joy Of Cooking Babies."

Sometime last year, someone remarked that Drake lost his battle with Kendrick worse than rap beefs where people actually died and that’s a WILD thing to say

and yet….

a crude drawing of a solider in a trench, on the edge of no man's land, looking cross, saying to himself "shit. I left my wallet up there. Maybe if I ask nicely everyone will just knock it off for a minute-"

10/09/2025

Vertigo have just announced ten new titles at #NYCC. Fine. So will I.

COELACANTH FIGHTER #1
LET'S BUY DECKCHAIRS #1
SUPERSTAR COBBLER #1
THERMOSTAT 3000 #1
THE GNOMIC NINE #1
BALTIMORE HUG PATROL #1
EBONY AND USURY #1
FLABÉLOS WARRIORS #1
PORTNOY THE PUNK #1
LINGERIE JONES #1

Collect them all!

Swedish Chef in the movie poster for The Menu.

Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York © 2016 Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York/ADAGP, Paris

Lion Hunt by Vasily Kandinsky, 1911
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137334

bartender: the usual?

me: you know it

bartender: [takes out a wrinkle in time and begins to read to me]

i believe he actually can do this though

@thelouvreof.bsky.social

sorry i’ve decided it costs money to be an irritating little shit around here

people on here apparently need to learn a lesson most of us learn in elementary school, which is that it’s fucking rude to correct people on zero stakes things and doing so leads rightfully to social ostracism

they're gonna be so mad we have a better frog

Croatian Tales of Long Ago — a seminal collection of short stories by the acclaimed children's author Ivana Brlić-Mažuranić. The illustrations in this 1922 edition are by Croatian artist Vladimir Kirin: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/croatian-tales-of-long-ago-1922

SWIFT: Trav, honey?
KELCE: (looks up from first edition Krazsnahorkai in original Hungarian) (pauses rare Steve Reich LP, Japanese pressing) Yes?
SWIFT: What rhymes with "thighs"?
KELCE: Hmm. "Belies," perhaps?
SWIFT: (under her breath) Oh for fuck's sake

“Surely appealing to Trump supporters‘ sense of shame and decency will work THIS time!”

i love demolition man but it's really funny that the moment society begins its slide into dystopia is when a cop is jailed for destroying public property and killing dozens of innocent people, and the way to freedom is following a ranty guy who wants you to eat lots of meat because it's bad for you

love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this

screenshot: 250: TRAIN, DROPS OF JUPITER (2001)

the first thing you see when you open rolling stone's "250 greatest songs of the 21st century so far" list, rendering the entire list tainted by association

The Far Side by Gary Larson A man in military attire sits at a desk. A gigantic portrait of himself hangs on the wall. Two scientists enter from the door on the left. One of them says, "Sorry, your highness, but you're really not the dictator of Ithuvania, a small European republic. In fact, there is no Ithuvania. The hordes of admirers, the military parades, this office -- We faked it all as an experiment in human psychology. In fact, your highness, your real name is Edward Belcher, you're from Long Island, New York, and it's time to go home, Eddie."

Lol

I don't like him personally, but David Simon on AI is the final word on the subject.

My mom attempts to remember the Ghibli movies we've watched together:

Porco Rosso: Pig Man
Spirited Away: Spirits Ahoy
The Boy and the Heron: The Awful Bird
Totoro: Cat Bus
The Tale of Princess Kaguya: she got this one right
Princess Mononoke: Princess Nasty

My mom, summarizing CONCLAVE: All the red guys get together.

He also once convinced a message board I had been killed in a terror attack and posted it while I was flying across the world so my radio silence would be taken as proof I was dead.

Dear Ubisoft: U be soft.