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Sean Keller

@theseankeller.bsky.social

I’ve written screenplays for Dario Argento, John Carpenter, and Chelsea Stardust Screenwriter Actor Singer/songwriter Creator of the Killer Sounds of Halloween album series https://seankeller2.bandcamp.com/music

110 Followers  |  99 Following  |  159 Posts  |  Joined: 27.05.2025  |  1.9578

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I won a weekend there as my JEOPARDY parting gift.

11.08.2025 14:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gave a rewatch to a movie was luke-warm on and now I actively hate it.

10.08.2025 03:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The ending is the best part! So satisfying!

10.08.2025 01:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WEAPONS does what so few movies do these days… it ended with a satisfying sequence that had the audience laughing and cheering.

09.08.2025 23:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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09.08.2025 23:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you take your shoes off at the movie theater, I fucking hate you.

Yes this happened this morning.

09.08.2025 22:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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My feelings on what‘s going on in #Texas #art #politics

09.08.2025 21:32 — 👍 115    🔁 26    💬 2    📌 0
All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up

To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To

And I Will Never Speak To You

I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue.

All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To And I Will Never Speak To You I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue.

Don't make me tap the sign.

08.08.2025 00:15 — 👍 581    🔁 142    💬 12    📌 11
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08.08.2025 04:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sam Hartman to Michael Gallup is going to be electric.

07.08.2025 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Big “frustrated screenwriter” energy coming from this entertainment journalist.

07.08.2025 21:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Better have HEART LIKE A WHEEL on this draft.

06.08.2025 21:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just hit me that I started acting 30 years ago when I was in 4 American University student short films and a regional SOV action short.

All in the spring/summer of ‘95.
#VHSmemories

05.08.2025 16:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn

04.08.2025 20:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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04.08.2025 20:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Writing a horror musical for your friends is fun until you have to figure out which of them will be least offended when offered the role of THE HAG (80s, decrepit).
#songwriterproblems

04.08.2025 18:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Turned 56 last night while watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Nuart with the Virgin @briancollinson.bsky.social and my favorite “slut” Chelsea Stardust!

03.08.2025 17:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some forms of validation just hit harder than others!

03.08.2025 15:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It’s my birthday!
If you’re feeling generous…

03.08.2025 15:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’ll be ringing in my 56th birthday at the Nuart with Rocky Horror Picture Show.

If you see me, say hi!

02.08.2025 18:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’ll be my first time seeing it in a theater since 1989!

02.08.2025 18:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If there’s a hell, it’s surely peopled with those who take their dog to the grocery store

02.08.2025 17:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hate to state the obvious but… if you can’t get laid, you’re the problem.

02.08.2025 16:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Arm wrestling is an excuse for guys who just want to hold hands and be macho too.

01.08.2025 20:33 — 👍 24    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 1

She lives with her mother and he hits on her friends

02.08.2025 00:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because most filmmakers, especially digital animators are obsessed with “fidelity” and don’t use the proper tools (vintage film stock, lenses, etc) to make things less crisp.

But one must also shoot in the style of the time, which is harder by far to replicate.

Paynes THE HOLDOVERS nails both.

01.08.2025 23:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Movie trailer voice: It’s as if demons became flesh and grew… wings.

STING!

This summer YOU’RE the picnic.

01.08.2025 21:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Teaching my horror screens students about the Pied Piper in anticipation of WEAPONS

01.08.2025 16:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hothouse Flowers - Don't Go (Official Video)
YouTube video by London Records Hothouse Flowers - Don't Go (Official Video)

Hothouse Flowers “Don’t Go”. I thought it was a hit, but no one seems to remember it.

youtu.be/HDEY1UeIsr4?...

01.08.2025 15:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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