@chaosorbison.bsky.social
you will ask “who is this for??” he/him
It would be more useful if upon your death your entire watchlist flashed before your eyes.
13.08.2025 12:36 — 👍 12 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
why’s my wife getting deliveries from my most searched pornhub category??
29.07.2025 21:39 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me and who?
25.07.2025 16:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In 1934, a surgeon, Dr. Mario, snapped a famous blurry image with a Game Boy Camera, in conjunction with Game Genie, to unlock NES monster.
23.07.2025 22:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Go off, queen!
12.07.2025 16:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How I feel when I get reposted:
14.06.2025 23:08 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
TFW someone asks why Weird Al included a parody of a 4 year old song about an 18 year old tv show as the centerpiece of his cinematic debut…
05.06.2025 01:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0UHF is 4 tickets on Kanopy! Well worth it!
And take that RIDICULOUS thing OFF!!
If you haven’t gone “hog wild” on some potato chips in awhile, I’ve got a hot tip for you…it’s nice.
10.05.2025 01:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
THAT’S👏GALACTIC👏BASIC👏YOU👏GOONS👏! #ANDOR
08.05.2025 01:49 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Does #MarvelSnap track data on player who get muted immediately after emoting?
04.05.2025 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lady Gaga could NEVER!!
21.04.2025 01:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I appreciate what’s going on here and everything but where I come from “everyone here talks with their hands” is a prerequisite at an Italian place.
20.04.2025 18:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is just what Daffy Duck says when Bugs Bunny swaps his steak with an old boot.
18.04.2025 21:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The near mutiny about to erupt in this karaoke spot over having only one Rancid song and it’s from “Indestructible”
13.04.2025 01:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0any male born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is bali time chamber, no sex, scream at waterfall, exchange knowledge , meet friends , do ice bath , eat premium meats & lie
06.04.2025 13:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are the hamburgers that fall from the sky in the town of Chewandswallow vegan?
31.03.2025 23:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ah yes, this is exactly what I expected when ordering spinach on my burrito!
19.03.2025 21:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every once in awhile I try to ask around to see if anyone has opinions of how to make it more complete, or opinions of what shouldn’t be on there. Like, SHOULD Jawbreaker be on a list like this? Does Orchid exist in a different space? I really have no idea ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
16.03.2025 22:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I made this playlist a long time ago to try to trace a path of “emo”s birth through to however it got to Dashboard Confessional. Everything in chronological order, or as best as I could figure. Anyway…
open.spotify.com/playlist/38L...
Whoa! I literally drafted a text to you today but deleted it because I thought it was too annoying to ask you about a video game on the steam sale haha. Miss you!!
16.03.2025 19:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In 2025, who is this lamp for??
16.03.2025 17:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That pointy light can really go in any hole they want
28.02.2025 04:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching that SNL50 concert and I cannot understand how people resisted stage diving during Lauryn Hill or Robyn. These kids have lost it!
22.02.2025 14:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Too real!
21.02.2025 00:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When is Sarah Sherman going to do a Billie Joe Armstrong impression?
20.02.2025 02:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone on the nextdoor app seems to be on these meds too!
16.02.2025 04:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
who wore it better?
16.02.2025 04:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am enjoying putting Arishem with the orange/red swirl and all the cards actually in the deck with black/white swirl.
14.02.2025 19:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This isn’t it but I’m fuming that I have to try to dodge banana flares now on the search for crackle.
14.02.2025 18:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
