@chaosorbison.bsky.social
you will ask “who is this for??” he/him
fighting for my life every day in the bathroom, call that potty karate
19.10.2025 15:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I figured I’d post a selfie in case y’all forgot about me…
13.10.2025 22:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What do I have to do to find this sweatshirt on eBay??
11.09.2025 17:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Magic Card: Bagel and Schmear
A Greek Diner style coffee cup.
That's the wrong coffee cup. If your coffee doesn't come in the blue and white cup it's probably too fresh and cost too much money.
02.09.2025 17:35 — 👍 52 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 6It would be more useful if upon your death your entire watchlist flashed before your eyes.
13.08.2025 12:36 — 👍 15 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0
why’s my wife getting deliveries from my most searched pornhub category??
29.07.2025 21:39 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me and who?
25.07.2025 16:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In 1934, a surgeon, Dr. Mario, snapped a famous blurry image with a Game Boy Camera, in conjunction with Game Genie, to unlock NES monster.
23.07.2025 22:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Go off, queen!
12.07.2025 16:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How I feel when I get reposted:
14.06.2025 23:08 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
TFW someone asks why Weird Al included a parody of a 4 year old song about an 18 year old tv show as the centerpiece of his cinematic debut…
05.06.2025 01:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0UHF is 4 tickets on Kanopy! Well worth it!
And take that RIDICULOUS thing OFF!!
If you haven’t gone “hog wild” on some potato chips in awhile, I’ve got a hot tip for you…it’s nice.
10.05.2025 01:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
THAT’S👏GALACTIC👏BASIC👏YOU👏GOONS👏! #ANDOR
08.05.2025 01:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does #MarvelSnap track data on player who get muted immediately after emoting?
04.05.2025 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lady Gaga could NEVER!!
21.04.2025 01:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I appreciate what’s going on here and everything but where I come from “everyone here talks with their hands” is a prerequisite at an Italian place.
20.04.2025 18:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is just what Daffy Duck says when Bugs Bunny swaps his steak with an old boot.
18.04.2025 21:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The near mutiny about to erupt in this karaoke spot over having only one Rancid song and it’s from “Indestructible”
13.04.2025 01:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0any male born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is bali time chamber, no sex, scream at waterfall, exchange knowledge , meet friends , do ice bath , eat premium meats & lie
06.04.2025 13:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are the hamburgers that fall from the sky in the town of Chewandswallow vegan?
31.03.2025 23:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ah yes, this is exactly what I expected when ordering spinach on my burrito!
19.03.2025 21:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every once in awhile I try to ask around to see if anyone has opinions of how to make it more complete, or opinions of what shouldn’t be on there. Like, SHOULD Jawbreaker be on a list like this? Does Orchid exist in a different space? I really have no idea ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
16.03.2025 22:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I made this playlist a long time ago to try to trace a path of “emo”s birth through to however it got to Dashboard Confessional. Everything in chronological order, or as best as I could figure. Anyway…
open.spotify.com/playlist/38L...
Whoa! I literally drafted a text to you today but deleted it because I thought it was too annoying to ask you about a video game on the steam sale haha. Miss you!!
16.03.2025 19:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In 2025, who is this lamp for??
16.03.2025 17:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That pointy light can really go in any hole they want
28.02.2025 04:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching that SNL50 concert and I cannot understand how people resisted stage diving during Lauryn Hill or Robyn. These kids have lost it!
22.02.2025 14:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Too real!
21.02.2025 00:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When is Sarah Sherman going to do a Billie Joe Armstrong impression?
20.02.2025 02:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
