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Employee owned store nervous of corporate visit

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait

Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/

blue prince goty snub??

The series suffers from uninteresting side drama. I didn't really care for the tournament in s2 and I don't really care for the rich guy and his son in s3. They're not even half as interesting as the running gag with King

an image of bill clinton with the text "donald trump sucked me off??"

President Yaoi not on my 2025 bingo card incredibly

Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal

Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal https://theonion.com/federal-hemp-ban-threatens-local-guys-whole-deal/

unsure if it’s true, but i’m choosing to believe in that epstein email where he implied that trump gave bill clinton head

Shaping up to be the worst thanksgiving ive worked in record 🎊🎉

you can use qtips in your ear if you're pure of heart <3

i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.

They used the entire state of Michigan as a weapon in Chainsawman yesterday

‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up

‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up https://theonion.com/gta-vi-delayed-until-developers-get-grades-up/

Gonna speed run getting fired by calling my boss's boss White Devil

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs

Pleeease stop dropping good music I'm stuffed

If I tell you the product you're looking for is on the bottom shelf and I catch you looking up, I'm stealing something from your cart

easy democratic primary targets and those who to not support are those who failed to endorse zohran mamdani and continue to not acknowledge his win

Rae Dunn administration

(Guy waking up to start nightshift) I bet Dick Cheney is freaking flipping out rn lol

i’m libbing out

I’d caution against reading too much into progressive wins tonight: elections are essentially just popularity contests, not an indication of broad support for left-leaning candidates

I'd be evil too if my parents named me Dick Cheney

Breaking: The Darkness Returns WASHINGTON—With deep unease and outright horror haunting millions of Americans as a great shroud enveloped the land, late-breaking reports confirmed Monday that the darkness had returned. Bystanders f...

Breaking: The Darkness Returns

booting up the weed pen in BIOS

woulda been nice if he warned us