@angustweets.bsky.social
Literature and JavaScript Author: If Hemingway Wrote JavaScript (No Starch Press). Performance stuff at Netflix.
Macron now leader of the free world.
28.02.2025 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We need to bring "poltroon" back into the discourse.
18.02.2025 18:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I mean you could have said at the flower factory (congrats!)
16.01.2025 13:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And duvets?
08.01.2025 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0edit button but for other people's tweets
04.01.2025 16:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
omg forget wordle
03.01.2025 22:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0By 2030, Paddington will be 8% of UK GDP.
01.01.2025 00:19 — 👍 100 🔁 11 💬 10 📌 2But they'd have to make the phone bigger to do that, right?
30.12.2024 20:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reverse timeline:
First there were AirPods. Then we invented wires so you don't lose them, don't have to charge them, don't have connectivity issues and get better sound quality.
and such big feet
21.12.2024 17:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Maybe the hope is everyone slows down to scratch their head.
15.12.2024 20:30 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Moooo
11.12.2024 17:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No but I sometimes use my nose to check my watch for text messages.
11.12.2024 02:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Primeiro de dezembro de 2024
01.12.2024 20:02 — 👍 1544 🔁 511 💬 44 📌 138Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
I'm SÜGNA, a shower caddy with dodgy suction cups.
That's basically LinkedIn
27.11.2024 20:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Vital observation: you know that bit at the very end of the "bonus material" section of BBC Radio 4’s In Our Time when the producer comes into the studio and asks everyone if they'd like a cup of tea or coffee? I don't think I've ever heard a single guest (or Melvyn) ask for a cup of coffee.
26.07.2024 10:20 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0x.com/angustweets/...
06.10.2023 21:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me, an adult: "Sorry. I didn’t mean it's literally a known issue. I mean it’s an issue that is known about"
20.09.2023 22:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I’m here for the losers. The losers are my people" <3
18.09.2023 18:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My social life is mostly dental visits right now.
06.09.2023 23:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How often do you get a new one? I've been on here for a couple of months and I only just started getting a new code in under 2 weeks.
01.09.2023 17:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thanks for the reminder
30.08.2023 03:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eating makes me sleepy. Sleeping make me hungry.
29.08.2023 17:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That thing where you kid yourself the last piece of dental floss is long enough and end up nearly garroting your fingers.
23.08.2023 19:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let me tell you where they can put their Orb®
22.08.2023 01:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nina Simone and Sinead O'Connor
These two plus anyone else
12.08.2023 18:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As an habitually fast walker (I once overtook someone who was jogging), having a foot injury and being overtaken by other pedestrians feels a bit surreal.
07.08.2023 21:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So many questions, including:
1) rats or mice?
2) shadows or actual?
3) why are they bigger than the foot? 🙀
