The Guillotine Shouter

Facts

if q-tip not supposed to go in ear, how come it feels so good? Checkmate, “doctors”

The Winnipeg fandom is dying! Like and reskeet if you’re a REAL PEGGER!

The only thing she ever served was the police state.

We can do this now without even chasing anyone out

Simply pick up the store phone and announce "Attention, shoppers. MrBeast just bought this Kroger and everything is free" and the managers and security will be tossing hams in their Land Rovers before you even hang up

A winning strategy with no later repercussions

Remember how the Democrats promised to get you a 2000 dollar stimmy if Warnock won his special election bid during covid, he did so, they sent out 600 dollars and people tried to convince everyone they didn't lie because the 1400 from Trump brought it up to 2000, which was not the promise they made

yeah everyone should believe the polling of the guy who has such dogshit political instincts he didn’t think Zohran had a great shot at winning the primary. i didn’t need to see a single poll to know he was going to win. the moment i saw him screaming at Tom Homan i was like “yes he will win” lmao

Didn’t the whole metaverse thing already flop years ago?

THEN STOP VOTING FOR HIS FUCKIN NOMINEES

DOWN WITH CONTENT

UP WITH NARRATIVE

Never the most clubbable of politicians, the PM is rarely seen in the Commons, where many of his predecessors could be seen chatting to their MPs, listening to their concerns and getting a feel for the mood within the party. In the past two months he has only taken part in four parliamentary votes, all of which happened on the same day. Starmer’s decision to delegate sackings in his recent reshuffle, rather than deliver the bad news himself, also went down badly among MPs, and swelled the ranks of the disaffected.

One experienced Labour figure did offer a glimmer of hope for the embattled PM, however. He said: “The thing that’s keeping him there is that they’ve not changed the rules by which you elect leaders and deputy leaders. It’s still in the hands of members, who by definition are not representative of the wider electorate. “The person who would probably win at the moment is Ed Miliband or Angela Rayner, neither of whom are up to it. Wes might be in five or ten years, but he’s not match fit yet. There is no viable alternative. “I think he’ll probably be in there longer than people think, unless he says I can’t take any more of this and just decides to go.”

"Our hand-picked PM is an unsociable coward who doesn't know how to talk to people, but on the bright side, we've purged our Party—staffed only by the 'highest quality candidates', remember—of anyone remotely competent or developed enough to challenge him," isn't exactly a winning pitch, to me.

The whole point is that he starts out edgy and realizes he was wrong!

I am begging Apollo not to see this

Oh good it’s the Catholic Church!

Oh no it’s the Catholic Church!

she's running for reelection btw

It’s genuinely impressive how dishonest you are. Like most people would feel some sense of shame about this, but you’re just powering through it.

I like how the first volley of shots bounced off an invisible wall two inches in front of him

Kind of hypocritical for Eric Adams to say he opposes Mamdani because electing him might lead to another 9/11 when Adams himself cited “there might be another 9/11” as one of the reasons that New York is the greatest city in the world.

Was all the training data bug compilation videos?

3 Screenshots from the movie "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring" (2001): First, a close-up of Frodo Baggins with closed eyes lying down, illuminated by soft lighting, with the subtitle "Where am I?" "You are in the house of Elrond." Second, the same character slightly more awake, with the subtitle "And it is 10:00 in the morning on October 24th, if you want to know." Third, a wider shot showing an elderly figure seated beside the bed in an elaborately designed room, with intricate arches and soft natural lighting, with the subtitles "Gandalf!" "Yes, I'm here."

Oct 24th - After getting stabbed by the Witch-King, Frodo Baggins (Elijah Wood) awoke at Rivendell.

📽️📅 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

But if Biden had done that, it would have set precedent that would allow Trump to do whatever he wanted! (I look at any news story from the past ten months) Ah, well, nevertheless…