The Guillotine Shouter

All this AI shit makes me feel like there's an entire genre of people who resent having to think at all.

Majin Labubu

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Linear time is woke. Real redpilled chads use the TIMECUBE.

Gonna cry? Piss your pants a little? Maybe shit and cum?

sobbing on the toilet because openai deleted the model that told me how to wipe my ass

happy vriska day

happy 8/8 everyone

She supported the genocide too. Any time she was asked about it she would repeat the October 7th Mass Rape lie to justify it.

Encouraging everyone to think about how every right-wing paramilitary death squad around the world for the past century has armed itself with “lost” or “stolen” military/police gear and also 97% of their members were the same guys but with masks on.

It is a tin can, robots don’t have feelings.

Lockheed Martin employee who thinks it’s ok to build the orphan shredder 5000 so he can buy toys

Nerd

This is every single person with “Hufflepuff” in their bio

Gee Bill, your mom lets you have TWO Californias?

Someone who is better at photoshop than me edit Benny Fallout saying “what da tuna” when you confront him in the Tops Casino

How many minorities are you willing to sacrifice?

To be fair, Sam Altman only said that we would have a PhD level expert in our pockets. He never said it would be sober.

Michael Kandel @K ANDEL X.com I would quit this app but sadly no other social media platform has figured out how to automatically refresh my feed and replace a post I wanted to read with an ad for the state of israel 12:32 PM • 8/7/25 • 140K Views

Why are you just writing ad copy for a scammer and passing it off as news?

"don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good" motherfucker show me a good and i'll be happy. all you're giving me is chaotic evil and lawful evil.

It’s a fortune cookie fortune that says “Your heart’s desire is now within reach,” held between Abi’s burgundy acrylic nails

My fortune cookie was scarily accurate last night! 👻 Fortune cookie technology has become SCARILY powerful; we may even be approaching General Cookie Intelligence! We should add fortune cookies to every industry and government service to improve efficiency

Diogenes hooting and hollering in the afterlife

the rapidly approaching 2028 presidential election is far too important for these petty, bad faith attacks on this high society scumbag we decided should be our nominee because he's got perfect news anchor hair and his teeth do that cartoon sparkle thing when he smiles. it's time to get serious

When you put it like that....🤦🏽‍♂️
#IzrahellIsATerr0r1stState

Part of the reason I know Democrats, especially “moderate” Democrats, are fascists in waiting is this “give a mouse a cookie” definition of making perfect the enemy of the good.

In 2020 the perfect was single payer, and more tellingly any meaningful police reform, now it’s protecting LGBT people 1/

“Don’t let perfect be the enemy of the good”

This implies that pandering to bigots is “good”

Facebook AI-slop parody: "Share if you would sit next to this lonely man and keep him company" But the image is a b/w photograph of Lenin on a garden bench.

You don’t want to reduce harm, you just want your team to be the one inflicting the harm.