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This HAS to be them trying to reduce headcount without having to say theyโ€™re doing layoffs. Thereโ€™s no possible way their execubots can possibly be that absolutely dumb, right?

08.11.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no nut november is a psyop by weird masculinity influencers to make you try to enjoy your body less and i'm not joking

01.11.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 423    ๐Ÿ” 162    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SNEPS CONFIRMED FOR BOOK 4! BOOK 4 CONFIRMED BOOK OF THE YEAR!

31.10.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A snow leopard stands proudly atop the ruins of an ancient lighthouse, its hollow circular base all that remains standing. The golden sunset gilds the felid, the top of the ruins, and the distant pillowy clouds. The sky is twilight teal with hints of stars appearing. The shadows are dense and purple and hide pockets of snow in them.

A snow leopard stands proudly atop the ruins of an ancient lighthouse, its hollow circular base all that remains standing. The golden sunset gilds the felid, the top of the ruins, and the distant pillowy clouds. The sky is twilight teal with hints of stars appearing. The shadows are dense and purple and hide pockets of snow in them.

"Nelv Atop the Dark Watcher"
A painting I made for Feral Flame, Book 4 of the Noss Saga (releasing November 11!!!)
#NossSaga #Illustration

30.10.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1358    ๐Ÿ” 328    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Mono blue: where you win by making your opponent lose.

27.10.2025 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Butโ€ฆ one is prime?

26.10.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're welcome for the spots

25.10.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy 47th Birthday to everyoneโ€™s favorite dog dad, Bandit โ€œCustardโ€ Heeler! ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰ #Bluey

25.10.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 490    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Good riddance. The most common malware delivery vehicle on OSX in those days was fake โ€œyou need to update Flash, click here to installโ€ ads that bundled it with shitloads of adware. I had to clean so many systemsโ€ฆ.

24.10.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 23.10.2025 12:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3385    ๐Ÿ” 967    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
cartoon: in the style of Egyptian heiroglyhics the lyrics to the Time Warp have been phonetically translated and help illustrate characters from RHPS
Caption; Rocky Horus Picture Scroll

cartoon: in the style of Egyptian heiroglyhics the lyrics to the Time Warp have been phonetically translated and help illustrate characters from RHPS Caption; Rocky Horus Picture Scroll

From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)

23.10.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1656    ๐Ÿ” 717    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

21.10.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12219    ๐Ÿ” 5241    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91    ๐Ÿ“Œ 230

Adding Voidscarred by Mike Brooks to this. Good Aeldari story involving some pirate-ass space pirates.

19.10.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Especially when made fresh in a mortar. Laborious but worth

19.10.2025 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
sapphling: sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

sapphling: You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

sapphling: *screenshot of tag that says
#crying and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didnt REALLY die and come back to life all those times*
no that part was real

sapphling: sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher sapphling: You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? sapphling: *screenshot of tag that says #crying and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didnt REALLY die and come back to life all those times* no that part was real

18.10.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4213    ๐Ÿ” 1752    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

The gods themselves could not stay my blocking hand.

18.10.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

youtu.be/JPQJBgWwg3o Over two decades old and fucking called it

17.10.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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With Microsoft announcing their AI plans for future Windows versions, this /v/ comic from 15 years ago got a whole lot more relevant.

16.10.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5161    ๐Ÿ” 2015    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

Checked him out once BEFORE he went full chud and even then he just had a shitty personality and acted like hot shit while getting hard-carried.

16.10.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canโ€™t grope the shit out of you without coming closer.

15.10.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cain is a very fun genre-aware character - leans in on the camp. Also started on Voidscarred and so far itโ€™s been a banger as well.

15.10.2025 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t say itโ€™s a bad design, boss fights have never been better than in DT. But definitely loses what I loved about the class. Red mage now feels less mobile. And I canโ€™t wrap my head around Picto.

15.10.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It me, Iโ€™m the sheath lover.

15.10.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely. On one hand it does feel like they simplified the challenge out of it, but on the other theyโ€™ve just moved a lot of that mechanical complexity onto the bosses.

15.10.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back in my day Enochian was its own buff on 60s you had to refresh with Blizz4, which had diminishing returns on how much it refreshed. And bosses seemed timed to force movement right as B4 came up in your rotation.

15.10.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It used to punish you for fucking up your rotation, but now all the timed buffs are gone. Now if you move too much the worst thing is you may lose a gcd.

15.10.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cover for Feral Flame - Book Four of the Noss Saga, by Joaquรญn Baldwin. A one-horned buffalo holds her hands forward to control a green flame shaped like a running wolf. Her brown fur is draped with long white fabrics that flow in the wind and blend into the pink mist behind her. Her horn is decorated with golden caps and rings, her nose and ears pierced. Her green eyes stare directly at the viewer.

Cover for Feral Flame - Book Four of the Noss Saga, by Joaquรญn Baldwin. A one-horned buffalo holds her hands forward to control a green flame shaped like a running wolf. Her brown fur is draped with long white fabrics that flow in the wind and blend into the pink mist behind her. Her horn is decorated with golden caps and rings, her nose and ears pierced. Her green eyes stare directly at the viewer.

๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ COVER REVEAL TIME ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿบ
Another amazing illustration by @caraid.bsky.social. Look at those colors! The buffalo's name is Lune, and you'll meet her VERY SOON, because Feral Flame will release NOVEMBER 11!
#NossSaga #BookSky ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ“š

14.10.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 655    ๐Ÿ” 181    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

13.10.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7775    ๐Ÿ” 2618    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 65

โ€œQuick question, my printerโ€ฆ.โ€

13.10.2025 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
cowtools but it's the gnu gnu

cowtools but it's the gnu gnu

gnu cowutils

10.10.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 863    ๐Ÿ” 146    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

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