MindTheBat

Submitted a LinkedIn support ticket. So I guess this is what my life has come to…

Patricia Routledge brought humanity to an array of eccentrics, from Hyacinth Bucket to Lady Bracknell The versatile star, who has died aged 96, portrayed absurdly pretentious and apparently grotesque characters with wonderful sympathy

Patricia Routledge brought humanity to an array of eccentrics, from Hyacinth Bucket to Lady Bracknell

“Oh, drat,” said Toad.

“we know we made you mad so you left but — hear us out — we’d like to invite you to come back and pay more”

Rapture before gta6 is crazy

Lost any enthusiasm I had for a job that I’ve been at for a year and a half due to being professionally told more or less to sit down, shut up, and just blindly agree to everything for something I’m in charge of.

Had to report a doctors office for a HIPAA violation today. Wonders never cease….

The way perimenopause is affecting my life so bad because of the hormonal imbalances is upsetting. It is impacting my work so negatively and is embarrassing.

Gained one very close friend this year, but ended 2 other friendships. The 2020s have been brutal.

a man in a suit is holding a jacket over his shoulder ALT: a man in a suit is holding a jacket over his shoulder

Waiting for Trump to show up and prove he isn’t dying, but he is 30 mins late already …

Of all the times for all of the people in multiple group chats to still be asleep…

Remember when Hillary coughed and the media were practically writing her obituary?

Buying concert tickets for a show that starts after 8pm may have been a mistake.

One of the many problems with being an American is trying to convince yourself that going to the ER is worth the money.

A man, near the White House, who describes himself as a "retired disabled combat veteran," after burning an American flag tells bystanders "I am being detained because I expressed my First Amendment rights."

Florida, here are your tax dollars at work. Law enforcement are being tasked with monitoring a crosswalk to ensure it's not restored with rainbow colors after the state government painted it over a second time over the objections of the local government and community.

Got a new tattoo and had the best nap while getting it done. Needed both honestly.

Adama from Battlestar Galactica "There's a reason why you separate military and the police. One fights the enemy of the state. The other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people."

Posting this again

I’ve lost 30lbs so far and I’m very proud of myself.

I'm not going to repost it and give it any air, but I am sad for the astrophotographers who I follow who have to watch AI slop soak up a lot of awe from the astro-loving public, and also raise the bar unrealistically for real (and incredible) astrophotography achievements.

Somewhere between E & G and its not even 9 am yet.

I’m over everything.

"Are you seriously claiming that Trump is deploying the National Guard to D.C. as a distraction from his relationship with Epstein?"

Yes. I am. Next question.

And also, 'Houston, we’ve had a problem'
(misquoted in the movie 'Apollo 13'

I rarely agree so completely with anything as this

26 weighted blankets would fix me.

Have you ever found yourself in the middle of a sentence and forget why you went in there?

Do you ever just wish you were one of those people who doesn’t even know what the third circuit court of appeals is?

The Republicans are alphas but also live in perpetual fear of stepping foot outside.

By the way, Charlie’s bio says he lives in Arizona, which has higher violent crime per capita than New York.