jgdoyle

Happy Valentine's Day, folks 🙃

Cartoon by Nick Anderson

TO RECAP:
- The president will grant the most notorious living sex trafficker on the planet clemency, if she testifies that he’s innocent
- They don’t want you to believe the thousands of women who were victims of Epstein
- But they do expect you to believe ONE woman, Ghislaine Maxwell

We all knew the new owners would suck—but this is a whole new level of suck. Mass moves like this means they don't even care about showing their hand, either.

Don't know what I'm gonna do but it's time to start packing, I think.

I'll let everyone know 🫶🏼

Tiktok changed my life. I don't want to leave but this shit might actually be my breaking point.

I didn't even know Bad Bunny was on tiktok but for some reason I had him blocked—then in digging a bit TONS of people were finding out they also were now showing him as blocked.

If there's one part of the bible that MAGA has thoroughly embraced it's "walk by faith, not by sight".

Not the hope over fear analogy but the literal sense of seeing actual confirmed evidence and being like, "Nah, bro."

The Divinity trailer featured a ritualistic sacrifice on a pyre with an orgy happening nearby while the townsfolk cheered on in utter glee as the screaming man roasted Wicker Man style—and the worst thing seen at #thegameawards was still Andrew Schulz on stage.

Tell me more about your #AwesomeCharacters

Does your character go by anything other than their name?

Do they have a nickname, a pseudonym, or a title people use for them? Or earn one over the course of the story?

Do they like it, or prefer their name?

#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts

Pagan Samuels is a satyr sky-pirate and is generally thought to be the last of his species on the continent of Aibon. He was named The Goat Who Claimed the Skies by ex drow queen Lilith when he started working for her 🙃.

He was favorite to write in my latest book The Primordial Spire 🫠

a man in a sheriff 's uniform and sunglasses is driving a car . ALT: a man in a sheriff 's uniform and sunglasses is driving a car .

My dream is to one day be as happy as Hopper was when he broke up Eleven and Mike.

Thanks for all the orders/downloads the last couple of weeks 😭

Trying to decide if MAGA or CoD players are having the roughest week.

Holding it for the first time 😭 it's chonky 🥲

Sadly this isn't the first time fake accounts have popped up but I'm not on X. Thanks for the heads up though 😭

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The Primordial Spire is out on Amazon. KDP apparently took issue with the length so for now there isn't a hardback edition.

Paperback, Kindle and of course Kindle Unlimited is where it's at for now 🙃

I'm also selling signed copies on my site: jgdoyle.com

Audio book hopefully around January-ish.

Arc Raiders is a test to see who actually is going to help out when the robocalypse happens.

And it ain't lookin' too good.

I had a dream a prominent, successful comedian did a skit about Hey Dudes basically being expensive house shoes that are acceptable to wear anywhere and he lost his entire fanbase—which judging by his fanbase actually checks out.

At that super fun part of the editing process where I'm second guessing everything. Hoping it'll pass 🤞🏼

a woman wearing blindfolds and a red jacket is walking through a forest . ALT: a woman wearing blindfolds and a red jacket is walking through a forest .

Matthew 25:35-40
Isaiah 58:10
Proverbs 19:17
Luke 3:11
James 2:15-16

Christion nationalists:

I don't remember it saying that but the one I did have I think I got from teepublic, maybe? They got some good mythos stuff 🫠

Long time coming but The Primordial Spire releases 11/28 👀

Joe Rogan: built an entire career on the basis of people being able to say whatever they want about whatever they want with no consequences.

Also Joe Rogan: STAHP MAKING FUN OF ME AND MY FRIENDS OMG YOU GUYS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Why is every tiktok in my feed from 2-3 months ago? Does my fyp just know I can't handle recent events, or?

This isn't a joke. Anyone who sends Taco Bell doordash $$$ will be named in the acknowledgements of my current dark fantasy wip.

It hurts my heart that we have racists like Laura Loomer effectively running the White House.

YouTube video by MeidasTouch BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel Live! to RETURN as Disney Caves

The funniest part of this is MAGA could've helped by mass subscribing to Disney+ but they probably didn't because Star Wars is woke lol

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