A Certain Random Guy

is it even fanfiction if there's no fan writing the fiction?

This almost killed me (I checked the notification while eating lunch and choked from laughing)

sure, sex is cool and all, but have you tried posting a fanfic on ao3 and getting hundreds of comments on it?

🚨ALERTA DE IMAGEM SATISFATÓRIA

- pai, você acha que pode funcionar?

- confia em mim, flávio

- não sei...

- confia

- eu vou chamar a vigília então, mas não sei

- não sabe oq porra

- arrancar a tornozeleira e correr no meio do povo não me parece um bom plano

- flávio, olha pra mim... eu tenho um histórico de atleta

Quadrinho do Cebolinha com o rosto do Flávio Bolsonaro. No primeiro balão "Modéstia à palte, este plano é genial" No segundo balão "Vocês vão bater palmas pla mim"

Fuck yeah!

I think you mean "bail them out while the people most affected by the actions suffer" buddy!

Oh shit i legit forgot I haven't finished Silksong yet

#Dispatch #Invisigal #RobertRobertson

Welcome to Brazil

I'm sure SOMEONE at Nintendo catastrophized their entire department into believing that having an internal internet browser would somehow lead to an immediate security breach, so It'd be better to expect their customers to ask for their device to be whitelisted via MAC Address instead

Will this game be set in the Uncanny Valley?

They really be saying the The bovines yearn for the slaughterhouse or smt

I'm on episode 4 of the Super HR Violation Simulator and Robert Robertson's pathetic demeanor has captivated him I want to crush him like a bug

>be Chinese regional governor >father to several proud children >advancement in the empire is based on merit >one of the best ways to earn merit is to pass examinations to get a qualification saying that you're competent enough for certain government positions >there are multiple levels to the exams and qualifications, the first of which is the Children's Exam >force my sons to attend the Children's Exam so that they will get good future appointments in the empire >they fail >force them to attend again every time the opportunity arises >they keep failing >each time they fail they gain stress from disappointing me, their father >unfortunately, failure is not an option >they keep failing and gaining stress >I keep gaining disappointment >eventually one of my sons gets so overloaded with stress he has a complete mental breakdown and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dies >realize this game turned me into an asian parent

The reviews are in

Alternatively "I play games for the wish fulfillment" I say as I launch Dispatch so I can drag a group of toxic coworkers kicking and screaming towards a found family

"I play games for the wish fulfillment" I say as I once again play a communist run in Victoria 3

ok but that's one answer that feels like cheating lol

a cartoon of a man riding a deer with horns ALT: a cartoon of a man riding a deer with horns

Is this a reach?

If nobody replies to this in 30 minutes I'm gonna delete and pretend I never posted it

How the average warrior should ACTUALLY look in all those tv series set in medieval and early modern-esque periods 😤

Zoey and Mira gnawing on Rumi

Polytrix. to me. #kpopdemonhunters

Making it a legendary creature makes no sense. It should have been Persistent Petitioners so you could have an army of them and win by saying "There's no cards in your library"

image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads: Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."

Turns out going to the office can be really cool, the problem is the "going to" part of the process

A diferença é que água com gás é uma merda